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“Jeongin, stop.”
Chan hadn't used his alpha voice, but he had spoken with authority. Instinctually, Jeongin was rooted in place. He knew he could continue walking, knew he was choosing to stay put… because Chan was his pack alpha, and Jeongin wanted to please him.
“I asked you to repeat yourself because I didn't hear you. So please, ask me again. Slower this time, yeah?”
Jeongin remained facing away as he asked a second time, taking a shuddering breath before biting the bullet. “I was hoping that you would teach me how to properly care for an omega. Now that we know I’m an alpha.”
“Oh, Iyennie,” Chan cooed. “You’ll be just fine. You're sweet, and kind, and you're a great provider. Any omega would be lucky to have you as their alpha.”
“That's not-” Jeongin remembered cringing as he corrected Chan. “That's not what I mean.”
“No? Then what-” Chan had figured it out mid sentence. “Oh.”
“Yeah, oh.” Jeongin had replied. He remembered Chan’s words hitting him like a bag of rocks, sinking deep into his chest. Stupid, stupid, stupid. “It was stupid of me to-”
“Yes.” Chan had cut him off.
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Baby alpha Innie gets sex lessons
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Pull Out Couches Aren't For The Weak (sleep in my bed instead) by ludicrous_lemons
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
22 May 2026
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“Yah! Guys!” He said. “I heard back from the host.”
All eyes went to Chan as conversations died mid-sentence.
“Aoparently, there are two pullout couches.”
“That's still only 8 beds,” Changbin pointed out. “Which works for us, but they advertised 9, right?”
“Yeah, get this.” Chan rolled his eyes. “They said that the downstairs couch is, and I quote, ‘about as big as a mattress, great for kids.’ whatever that means.”
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Jisung has spent years pining over Felix, and was really excited to share a bed with him before finding out that it would no longer be necessary. He figures out a way to make it happen anyways.
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- Part 2 of Expanded Twitter Thread Fics
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“Are you Lee Minho-ssi?” Seungmin asked.
“Yes, I am! Now sit.” He pointed at a chair. It was small and wooden, but Seungmin sat anyways. “Good boy.” Minho smiled.
“I-”
“What ails you?”
“Why are you talking like that?” Seungmin used every ounce of his restraint to not make a face.
“Because I am a wizard, and it’s what we do.” Minho says with a nod, satisfied with his own response.
“Is that why you’re wearing this whole…” Seungmin trails, pointing to the robe.
“Ah, my robe! Yes, indeed I am ensuring that I am biblically accurate. It's better for the craft, you see.”
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Seungmin is cursed to die. He needs a solution, and Minho seems to be the only one capable of that (a crackfic).
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- Part 1 of Expanded Twitter Thread Fics
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What Happens In Milan (may not stay there...) by ludicrous_lemons
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
05 Mar 2026
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“I distinctly remember telling you to strip. Why did you stop?” Jeongin questioned, hands still hovering at the waistband of his pants.
“You seemed like you were having your fun,” Hyunjin's gaze was lazy.
“Mmm,” Jeongin said. “You want to know what I think?”
“Not really.”
“I think you want me to do it for you. Is that it? Are you in a submissive mood tonight?” Jeongin’s hand slid further down, pressing lightly against Hyunjin’s cock. Hyunjin stifled a groan.
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Up and coming model Yang Jeongin is a threat to Hyunjin's career. And he has an annoyingly perfect face. They hate fuck about it until maybe they don't hate each other anymore?
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Changbin came out a few minutes later in a pair of shorts, towel wrapped around his shoulders leaving his bare chest exposed. Hyunjin watched the muscles of his torso move as Changbin reached up with the edge of the towel to dry his hair more.
“Feel better?” He asked, eyes following a particularly slow-moving drop of water as it trailed from his neck down his pec, slowly sliding towards his belly button.
“A little,” Changbin said, dropping his arm. He walked over to Hyunjin, pulling the taller boy into his arms, snaking his hands around Hyunjin’s waist. “Mmh, this helps.” He tucked his head against Hyunjin's chest. Hyunjin circled his hands around Changbin's shoulders.
“We can stay here as long as you need,” Hyunjin pressed a kiss to the top of Changbin's head. “But the tea should be done in a minute.”
“‘Mkay,” Changbin had closed his eyes. Hyunjin rested his chin on top of his boyfriend's head. They stood like that for what could have been a lifetime, but was probably only five minutes before Changbin loosened his hold.
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A domestic fluff piece where Seo Changbin finds reassurance in an obnoxiously in love Hwang Hyunjin.
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- Part 2 of Canon Compliant Hyunbin
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Then he takes out the other document he requested, which, if he were being honest, he totally forgot about.
The certificate is printed on card paper, not the thin, almost flimsy paper that his birth certificate and their parents’ marriage certificate are normally printed on. There’s that standard seemingly random pattern printed on the sheet, faint specks of yellow that look decorative, but Jeongin knows it’s a layer of proof that the certificate is legitimate.
Automatically, his eyes skim over the printed letters, his still-sleepy brain half-engaged.
Name: Yang Jeongin
Date of birth: February 8, 2001
His eyes move down the page, mentally ticking off every correct detail—
“Huh?”
For a moment, the words refuse to organize themselves into meaning, even as it’s the only thing occupying the lower two-thirds of the page.
Spouse: Bang Christopher Chan
Date of Marriage Registration—
Two years ago. Almost three.
His blood runs cold.
He reads it again.
Really, it's ridiculous. How could Jeongin and Chan have been married this entire time?
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Bookmarked by ludicrous_lemons
26 Jul 2026
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Chan can't relax, except for the one incredibly unconventional way in which he can.
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- Part 1 of Creative Coping Mechanisms
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21 Jul 2026
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This is a tutorial on how to create Twitter / X templates for AO3, includes both Tweets and profile card.
- Scalable so it's also accessible to mobile users.
- Tweets (chapter 1): text, tags, quote tweet, photo(s), replies, verified checkmark.
- Profile card (chapter 2): displays a user's profile as shown on Twitter.
- Please let me know if there are bugs and/or requests.Ao3 Twitter Template Generator now available! (Made possible by the amazing Anlanther): Now you only have to fill in your text and copy-paste the generated code!
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Bookmarked by ludicrous_lemons
19 Jul 2026
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“I missed you too much.”
“It was for one night, Bin..” Hyunjin’s hand raised to gently run itself through his dark strands, fingers scratching against his scalp every little bit, “You couldn’t live without me for that long?”
“I don’t think I could’ve gone another second, Hyunjin-ah..”
“You’re so dramatic, you know that?”
“You love it, though.”
or. changbin and hyunjin can’t handle a night without each other during their filming in busan <3
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13 Jul 2026
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Chan blinks. “You guys rolling out a new pastry or something?”
“No. At least, I don’t think so.” Felix turns in the direction of the bakery, then back to Chan with a smile. “Why? Does it smell better than usual?”
Chan is addicted to the smell of his favorite café. He just can't figure out why.
Bookmarked by ludicrous_lemons
05 Jul 2026