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your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
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1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
3. He’s supportive of the porn industry, which is notably exploitative and misogynistic.
[cont…]subhollander reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
#first celeb ever to get cancelled for bisexual pegging porn im crying #also not be that person but that was amateur porn #so???torontoszamboni reblogged ⇄ subhollander
so you’re also saying that the women were amateurish at their job???subhollander reblogged ⇄ torontoszamboni
quick tell me what amateur porn meanshunter4life reblogged ⇄ subhollander
then let’s talk about the fact that he liked that tweet as a pr stunt to distract from the f-slur????russianlovemachine reblogged ⇄ hunter4life
#shane: what are you doing #ilya, swallowing: public relationsIlya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.
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- Part 1 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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On the way home from dropping Sveta off at the airport, Ilya thinks about killing himself.
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“What did she look like?” asked Hollander.
“She was brunette,” said Ilya. Marleau’s eyes trailed along the hard lines of his traps, past the glint of his crucifix, the swells of his pectorals, towards the trail of hair disappearing into his shorts. They landed on the thickening outline of his cock. “Pretty little thing, with freckles. Big, brown dumb eyes, begging to be made to cry.”
Hollander’s breath hitched. Marleau realized, perhaps belatedly, that this was a game in which truth was incidental.
In 2014, Ilya and Marleau went to Paris on a girl to celebrate the Stanley Cup win. Ten years later, on a balmy evening spent in the Hollander-Rozanov Ottawa home, Marleau reminisces and, courtesy of Shane and Ilya, re-enacts.
It’s just a game of play pretend.
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- Part 1 of sports injuries
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Anonymous asked:
imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terrorridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the nethockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
#this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebrasor,
Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.Series
- Part 2 of #ilyarozanoviscancelled
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Teasing: ‘Come on, then, Hollander. Crawl.’
On all fours, like a dog, like a bitch, Shane obeys. I want to be your pet, he thinks, wildly. I want to be your everything. I am an animal and I am yours. Nuzzle me and fuck me and tell me what to do, I don't care. If I am your dog, Ilya, then train me.Featuring some filth and whole lot of feelings, inspired by the phone call with Hayden in S01E06: Shane realises that he is kinkier than he thought. Luckily, Ilya just so happens to match his freak.
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a pox on all your houses by apocryphal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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"Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"
"I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.
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13 Jul 2026
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just not that into you by nightrose
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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"I have an idea," Shane says, out of nowhere, which is how most of the best sexual experiences of Ilya's entire life have started.
Ilya isn't really in the mood to try something new. He's feeling mopey and sorry for himself and his broken dick and he doesn't want to let himself and Shane down, again. He was already depressed, anyways, and he doesn't know how many more failures he can take. But Shane looks so bright and hopeful and excited, like he's come up with a thrilling little secret, and Ilya can never say no to him when he makes that particular face. "Go on."
"I know you don't want to have sex because you feel bad that you can't get hard. But. What if you made me feel bad instead?"
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Ilya has sexual side effects from his SSRIs. Shane wonders if a little roleplay can make him feel better.
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11 Jul 2026
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nothing here but flesh and bone by Trigonometrical
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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Ilya waves a casual, dismissive hand in the air, but his eyes are intense, focused. “Is good that you’re a cocksucker, even,” he says. “Otherwise, it would make this—” he gestures between their bodies, “—not as fun.”
Shane huffs. “There’s a difference between sucking cock and being a cocksucker,” he says testily.
Ilya raises both eyebrows to his hairline.
“Fuck off,” Shane says quickly. “You know what I mean.”
“No,” Ilya replies, with the slow grin of a shark smelling blood in the water. “I really, really don’t.”
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09 Jul 2026
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"In between companies. Living in a shithole," Ilya Rozanov's message read, “Will pay whatever price to move in now.”
Shane clicks on Ilya’s profile and skips over every other piece of information until he finds what he’s looking for.
SECONDARY GENDER: Alpha.
Absolutely no way in hell, Shane decides immediately. Never happening.
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09 Jul 2026
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Ilya and Sasha are too different to ever get along, and too similar to not need each other desperately.
It was always going to happen like this.
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09 Jul 2026