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Tim, running on -2 hours of sleep, gets into the wrong car. Things go terribly wrong after that. Because when assassins are involved, of course they do.
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“I was sent to kill you, Timothy.” She smirked at him, eyes lighting up in a peculiar sense that made Tim unsettled in a way he hadn’t felt for a long time. “Does that make you scared? Daddy won’t be able to save you with his money this time.”
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Dean realises, as he starts to shiver, alone in the kitchen, without a shirt, that his world has shifted. He no longer just ‘wants’ Castiel to care, to want to be around him, to send that innocent little Cas smile his way, to love him. No. Dean needs Cas like he’s never needed anyone else, in a way like no other.
-In which Dean's problems start with a shirt, and end with much more.
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soooooo... I was sorta stabbed? by man_spider
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Jul 2022
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In which Peter Parker has been stabbed, but he's totally, absolutely, definitely fine.
(the avengers know otherwise)
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dendrochronology (the study of the annual rings of trees) by some_pomegranate_tea
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Jackson Movies)
19 Mar 2026
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The air softens. The oak settles. Aragorn exhales.
“You are going to get yourself into trouble,” Legolas says in an almost sing-song voice, leaning back to lie again in the dirt. “You forget, I think, that I am an elf.”
“You are not just an elf,” Aragorn dismisses. “A grand oak would not stir for just any elf. You are Legolas.”
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A quiet day of travel through Fangorn Forest, where the trees have a way of bringing up old memories.
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31 May 2026
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No one was more surprised than Bilbo Baggins to learn he was being given a choice: go on to the afterlife of Hobbits and Men, or be reunited with Thorin in the Dwarven afterlife
There was only one problem. Thorin has been in a Hell of his own devising this whole time, one created by self-hatred for his crimes committed under the influence of dragon sickness, and the Valar are begging for Bilbo to talk some sense into him and thus free him.
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27 May 2026
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Purple Hyacinth by SyrringaVulgarris
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
23 Apr 2026
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Unlike other races, hobbits don't have a language on their own. But in what language particularly they excel at, is the language of flowers. So, when recently returned rightful owner of Bag End starts planting his garden anew, the residents of Hobbiton notice the most particular and devastating thing…
Bilbo Baggins is going mad with grief.Bookmarked by man_spider
23 May 2026
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Orc Blood and Whiskey Soup by corrielikesstory (corrieander)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
31 Dec 2025
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Kara is at the end of her nursing shift when a violent man is brought in with an arrow wound. When he spits blood on her, Kara is transported elsewhere. Soon she's doing emergency wound care on book characters and trying not to lose it. She can't watch people suffer even if it isn't real, but Aragorn is very suspicious of a woman who tells no clear story and smells like an orc.
“Stranger things have happened than you or I have years to tell of it," Gandalf said. "Why does she unsettle you? Surely you do not feel threatened. I am tolerably certain you could defeat her if it came to violence.”
Aragorn scoffed at his gentle humor. “I’m glad to amuse you. There are more dangers than warriors and swords. Need I tell a wizard that?"
“I can assure you she is not evil and has not a whisper of magic.”
“Yet a beautiful woman appears directly in our path, leagues from civilization, and immediately gains the hobbits’ trust. No wizardry, you say?”
Kara was not *unhappy* at being called a beautiful woman (although his standards for human women, as opposed to elves, were probably low), but she was unhappy to be stuck eavesdropping. She’d seen this scene too many times in movies. They would definitely see her.- Language:
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24 Apr 2026
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“You have a tiny Hobbit,” Fíli said, sounding astonished. “Why do you have a tiny Hobbit?” Kíli asked, his voice suspicious. “Did you get married?” asked Fíli, now sounding worried. “This is not good,” Kíli muttered, with twice the worry as Fíli. “Uncle, why are they staring at you?” Frodo asked, his voice confused.
Bilbo fled Erebor before his friends could be buried, before he had to see Thorin encased in stone. He returns to the Shire and settles into a life of unsociability and some amount of loneliness, but finds comfort in the figures of the children of Hobbiton.
After twenty years, however, his luck is gone, and Bilbo has to flee the Shire with Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, and with four very young Hobbits, there is only one place he can turn to.Series
- Part 1 of tiny Hobbits
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21 Apr 2026