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• the horizon tries but it's just not as kind on the eyes by masktaster

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  31 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
  • Greg Davies
  • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
  • the author's barely disguised lust for middle-aged bodies
  • Lingerie
  • Coming in Pants
  • Alex Horne you can read this if you like. I'm not the boss of you
  • bumping AND grinding. Birth-day-sex girlyouknow i-i-i-
  • hand stuff
  • Large language models do not interact
  • Liberal use of Italics

  Summary

  'Alright. Hold your hand out, please.' Greg makes a fussy little noise but one bear paw is obligingly put forward. Alex holds it. 'Open your eyes.'
  Greg does. Squints at him, squeezes his hand experimentally. Alex is beaming down at him.
  'Am I missing something?' Greg asks, turning Alex's hand in his own, palm-up, palm-down, suspicious. 'Alex,' Greg says, fondly, squeezing his hand. 'If I've got to do some kind of treasure hunt around my own fucking flat I'm going to hang you out the window by your fucking thumbs.'
  'Very Elizabethan of you, Greg.'
  'Alex.'
  'Erm, it's me,' Alex says, grinning.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,226

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  88

  Bookmarks:

  5

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• and even though you’re cold you make me want more by masktaster

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Mar 2026

  Tags

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  • Phil Ellis/Reece Shearsmith
  • Reece Shearsmith
  • Phil Ellis
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Alternate Universe - Werewolf
  • brief discussion of blood
  • the inevitable daftcunt vampire werewolf harness fuck
  • Praise Kink
  • walking the streets of phreece nation loudly calling for all the phreaks to come out. Come get your filth
  • safe sex is hot sex even for the undead

  Summary

  'Does the feeding, erm. Help?' 

  'Oh, with the– Yeah. It's all blood, innit? Ain't got a bone, eh?'
   
  'Huh,' Phil said, looking down at the last mouthful of his dinner, an island on a sea of plate, and wondering when the last time was that Reece had eaten. Wondered if he could, in a way, get him a meal. Wondered, most of all, showered and teeth brushed and in bed, in the dark, staring at the ceiling, if that would progress matters.

  Series

  • Part 2 of biting him (daftcunt vampire/werewolf AU)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,429

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  48

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  449

• do you ever get the fear that you can't shift, the type that sticks around like summat in your teeth? by masktaster

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Mar 2026

  Tags

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  • Phil Ellis/Reece Shearsmith
  • mention of background reece/steve
  • Phil Ellis
  • Reece Shearsmith
  • Alternate Universe - Vampire
  • Alternate Universe - Werewolf
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Frottage
  • Daftcunt
  • minor description of wound care

  Summary

  Reece didn't want a dog. But he's ended up with one, somehow.

  Series

  • Part 1 of biting him (daftcunt vampire/werewolf AU)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,078

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  17

  Kudos:

  37

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

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• long cool woman (in a black dress) by masktaster

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Nov 2025

  Tags

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  • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
  • Greg Davies
  • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
  • Princess Diana's Revenge Dress
  • this is pure filth with no redeeming qualities.
  • Alex Horne you can read this if you like. I'm not the boss of you
  • Coming in Pants
  • (kind of)
  • seam ripping
  • PWP
  • theft from wardrobe department not confirmed or denied
  • Illustrated
  • Safe Sex is Hot Sex

  Summary

  'Well, say something,' Alex says, pressing his thighs together nervously. 'What'd you think?'
  'Can't fucking think,' Greg says. 'Jesus Christ.'

  bog standard Revenge Dress filth. Really, what did they expect?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,235

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  27

  Kudos:

  99

  Bookmarks:

  11

  Hits:

  1,137

• are you thinking of me (when you're with somebody else) by masktaster

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Jul 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
  • Greg Davies
  • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
  • Minor Alex Horne/Rachel Horne
  • Safe Sex is Hot Sex
  • Alex Horne you can read this if you like. I'm not the boss of you
  • gratuitous mention of long johns
  • Getting Together
  • not beta read. or even really alpha read. I haven't proofed this is what i mean
  • pocket dialling as a narrative device
  • Oh no! The man who hired you to dom him professionally on his light entertainment show wants you to fuck him! And you want to fuck him!

  Summary

  If it proves so, then loving goes by haps;
  Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.

  (If one of your friends pocket dials you, moaning your name, what do you do? Go slowly insane? Greg is unwittingly conducting field research.)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,151

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  54

  Kudos:

  206

  Bookmarks:

  24

  Hits:

  1,888