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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Naruto Uzumaki is the Konoha Fire Department's golden boy. Behind his easy going smile and proud bisexual energy is a man who is addicted to chasing the next adrenaline rush just to help forget the past concealed in his record.

    It's all fine until the new arson investigator shows up and sets everything on fire.

    Sasuke Uchiha is a Lieutenant Detective, freshly hired with Konoha Police Department. He's an unhappily married grouch, loves his daughter, and wears tailored suits like armor. He just wants to do his job and that loud, annoying and idiotic firefighter can't do anything correctly.

    After two explosive fist fights on scenes, they are assigned to the same task force to help stop a serial arsonist. They have to learn how to work together. What starts as mutual hatred sparks into an undeniable connection that neither can afford... And neither can walk away from.

    Weekly updates on Fridays. (BUT not until 7/10 I'm still traveling!)

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 82

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    Iruka is your average kunoichi. Single, working as an academy instructor, and hopelessly infatuated with Kakashi Hatake, shinobi extraordinaire.

    Things take an unexpected turn when she discovers Kakashi's greatest secret...

     

    (cue gay panic, a ridiculous amount of fluff and a whole lot of pining)

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    This had been something Phainon had whispered amidst his usual dirty talk a few weeks back—something Mydei had nearly forgotten until now. What was it that he had said at the time?

    What if your orgasm wasn’t the only thing I controlled? Phainon had asked, leaned over where Mydei had been bent in half. Do you ever think about it? If I asked you to hold your pee for me until you just couldn’t take it anymore? I wouldn’t let you use the bathroom. I’d just wait until you started to leak all over yourself, and press on your belly until you had no choice to let go.

    And, yeah—weird. So weird. But, in line with Phainon’s usual perversions, it had forced a broken moan out of Mydei's mouth and an uncontrollable shiver down his spine. Because despite the logic in his mind, it would be hot. Anything would be hot if it was Phainon doing it to him.

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    19 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

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    It's a Freaky Friday type of situation in Konoha when a strange jutsu hits a still ANBU Kakashi and a freshly minted chünin Iruka.

    The Hokage puffed on his pipe, looking at them thoughtfully. Not-Iruka, he needed to get used to thinking of his body as Kakashi or something, was standing defensively to the side. The implications of it all were enough to drown himself in if he’d been able to move a muscle, but one in particular stuck in his mind.
    “This means I’m going to have to brush my teeth in the dark, doesn’t it?” Iruka asked. The Hokage chuckled around his pipe.
    “I suppose that depends on Kaka-”
    “Yes,” Kakashi answered. Iruka sighed, and Kakashi nudged his injured ribs with his toe.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    After the invasion and the death of the Sandaime, Iruka is left behind in Konoha to pick up the pieces as Naruto leaves for his special training. It's a lonely time, and it's a tough one. Everyone is struggling, from his littlest students to his shinobi friends, and Iruka is no different—the days pass in a haze of work, rebuilding, and comforting those around him.

    Then something absurd happens. When an ANBU crawls through the window of Iruka's classroom after hours, half feral and positively begging to fuck him like a hound might beg for food scraps, Iruka surprises himself.

    He says yes.

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    17 Jun 2026