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  1. Rec *

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    "I'm not finished," Shane says sharply. "See I was ready to have such a nice time with you. I'd planned it all out, we'd have our food and watch a film, and then at the end of the night, I'd drag you to our bedroom and let you fuck me. But you decided that talking to Marlow is more important."

    "Shane, I'm sorry," Ilya begs. "I can still fuck you, please let me fuck you. I'll carry you to bed right now–"

    "No, Ilya. This is what you get for ruining our evening. So I'm going to ride you, because I've been waiting for this all day... and you are going to stay on the phone, since that is clearly what you value."

    The first time they went to the cottage, Ilya made Shane talk on the phone as he made him come. Several years later, Shane gets his revenge.

    Written for Sub Top Ilya Week, Day 1 – Exhibitionism and (Semi)Public

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    27 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    You got me sitting pretty in the passenger seat
    With a bottle of Bulleit right in between my knees
    My hands doing things that you wish you could see
    All that’s on my mind is you

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    Or: Shane touches himself in the passenger seat and Ilya loses his mind

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    26 Jun 2026

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  3. Rec *

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    25 Jun 2026

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  4. Rec *

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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

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    Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, back-cracking dirty phone sex and end up catching feelings along the way.

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    24 Jun 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    It’s a difficult concept for Shane to grasp, taking up space like that. Birthday parties are always so loud and demanding of everyone’s attention, and Shane doesn’t know how to handle it, always stressed that people don’t actually want to be there or are just patronising him. The idea that people want to get together to celebrate Shane, besides his parents and husband, is completely foreign to him. The idea that his hockey team would show up for his birthday is incomprehensible.

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    Two birthday wishes Shane makes, and how they come true (and one time Ilya threatens a bunch of ten-year-olds)

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    24 Jun 2026

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