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“Congratulations Uncle!” “Wait, what do you mean you’re the Dad?!” by regulus3
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XVI
25 Apr 2026
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Clive, on cloud nine and braincell-free, hit "post" on social media like a man possessed, screaming to the world: "My baby brother Joshua is having a baby!"
Little did he remember that his three-year secret romance with Joshua was so hush-hush, even their pet goldfish didn’t know. Cue the chaos! His friends blew up his DMs with "CONGRATS UNCLE!!!" messages, while business rivals started placing bets on who the "mystery dad" could be—from the mailman to Barnabas, the horse-breeding weirdo who won’t stop spamming him with "stallion bloodline" metaphors. And to make matters even more absurd, Barnabas still hasn’t given up on luring Clive into his bizarre Mythos Initiative, treating this whole paternity guessing game as just another weirdly timed sales pitch.
Clive is now curled in a ball, cringing so hard his spine might snap, while Joshua alternates between cackling and hyperventilating. Flashbacks of their near-caught make-out sessions are looping in his head like a bad rom-com. They’re staring down the barrel of an "explain NOW" storm, and let’s be real—this mess is equal parts hilarious, mortifying, and peak chaotic energy.
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28 Jun 2026
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“What happened?” asked Dion.
Joshua sighed deeply. “I understand I’ve cultivated a reputation where I would seem to know all the answers, but this has thoroughly confounded me."
Joshua and Dion accidentally trigger an ancient Fallen device and deal with its inconvenient consequences.
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25 Dec 2025
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The Bridegroom, the Brother, and the Big Royal Mess by regulus3 for TheMythOfLove
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XVI
17 Jan 2026
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The Archduke bypassed the ornate prologues, the flowery diplomatic pleasantries, and launched into the heart of the matter. "To ensure the enduring strength of our alliance, the Emperor proposes a bond beyond treaties—a union of blood. On behalf of his son, the heir to the Sanbreque Empire, the future Emperor himself, he seeks the hand of the Archduke’s own heir—Clive Rosfield."
Joshua finally mustered the courage to escape his gilded castle prison—only to stumble straight into a chance encounter with Dion. Panicked and a terrible liar, Joshua did the first thing that came to mind: he blurted out his older brother Clive’s name. What a brilliant idea! No trace, no consequence… or so he thought.Turns out that fleeting lie snowballed into a binding political marriage contract, and the Empire now expected “Clive” to honor it. Oops.
Trapped in a royal mess of his own making, Joshua faced an impossible dilemma. With everything on the line, could he finally confess his true feelings to Dion? Would their one chance at happiness be destroyed? And in the end, would love truly conquer all?
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25 Dec 2025
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Clive didn’t look up, but his pen stilled. “Go to sleep, Joshua.”
Joshua slinked closer, robe slipping to reveal a collarbone dusted with Dion’s fading marks: “Can’t. Dion’s in Dubai. The bed’s too… cold.”
Clive: “You’re playing a dangerous game.”
Joshua trailing a finger down Clive’s tie: “Games are only dangerous if you lose.” His toe brushed Clive’s calf under the desk. “Remember that summer in Nice? When you taught me to swim? You held me so tight I thought I’d drown.”
Clive answered hoarsely: “You were a kid.”
Joshua’s lips grazed Clive’s ear: “I’m not a kid anymore.”
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- Part 1 of The Affair
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07 Jul 2025
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Eleven years after Dion's father ruined Joshua's family, and eight years before Dion is about to marry Joshua and ready to leave his father's expectations behind for good, Dion is studying at the University of Twinside, still very much bound by said father's expectations, and about to meet Joshua for the second time in his life.
Prequel to BODYFIEND, can stand alone.
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- Part 2 of Old Houses
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09 Sep 2024