midnightrambles
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- Men's Hockey RPF (5)
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Pat sits up in bed, pulling the sheets to pool around his body. He sighs. “Why are you calling, Dustin?”
“Please tell me you watched the Hawks win tonight?”
“Yeah, I did. What about it?”
“Well they are coming to Roof tonight, like real soon. And I need my best employees on board.”
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Everyone knows about Jonathan Toews obsession with blond bottle servers.
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The hospital Dr. Patrick Kane works at is hosting a day with the newly crowned Stanley Cup Champs, the Chicago Blackhawks.
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Three weeks to his birthday, Jeff’s mom asks him what kind of cake he wants. The obvious answer would be chocolate covered Eric but he doesn’t voice that out loud, not when he hasn’t really shared too many details about Eric to anyone in his family (even his sisters. They aren’t too happy about that). He knows he should, wants to even but he and Eric haven’t discussed it yet. Jeff knows they have to tell Jared first, some fucking how but they are avoiding it, putting in on the back burner until it is completely necessary.
In the end, he tells her chocolate mousse - because it’s his favourite and he’s allowed to indulge a little.
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- Part 3 of If You Could Be (My Saviour)
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They don’t start dating right away - not even fucking which is mostly because they don’t talk about what happened at the party.
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- Part 2 of If You Could Be (My Saviour)
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“Please, please, please tell me the guy you have been crushing over isn’t my brother?” Jared asks, looking horrified.
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- Part 1 of If You Could Be (My Saviour)
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Sharpy shrugs. “I always sort of imagined Jonny didn’t have sex. He just sweetly held hands and stared soulfully into…” he shakes his head, “...whoever’s eyes.”
In which everybody thinks Jonathan Toews is chaste like a nun. Everybody, it turns out, is very, very wrong.
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- Part 1 of Disproven Hypotheses
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26 Aug 2014
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Sidney Crosby is not a man.
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30 Jul 2014
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voyons donc, je veux votre confiance, à quoi qu'il arrive by malkinisms (hannibalisms)
Fandoms: Hockey RPF
12 Apr 2014
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The scientists like to think that the differing dynamics evolved some time in the far past, at some point when the human population was at risk and the development of various dynamics assured the continued existence of humans. No one really knows, though. It was so long ago that it seems as though there were always dynamics - alpha, beta, omega, gamma, null. If Patrick Kane hadn't loved hockey so early on, he would have gone into biology to try and figure it out.
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13 Apr 2014
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In which Patrick Kane gets a little hysterically obsessed with Jonathan Toews' sexual prowess.
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30 Jun 2013
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AKA the one with the phone sex.
In which Kaner finds out Jonny wants to fuck him and is pretty okay with that turn of events. Phone sex, picnic baskets, crazy eyes, hockey and insanity ensue.
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11 Jun 2013