mistercrystal
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Stede is working on his first magazine photoshoot and everything goes wrong until the handsome guy in charge of the flower arrangements decides to intervene.
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Ed has always had a vibrant imagination. For much of his life he's had to use it to survive, but he hasn't needed to for a while and he can barely remember what it was like to feel that spark . . . until he hears of a certain flamboyant amateur who bamboozled his very competent first mate.
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A down-on-his-luck Lucius gets a little help from generous county worker Pete.
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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After his divorce, Stede Bonnet moved to Miami alone, but he doesn't stay alone for long!
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- Part 1 of Thank You For Being A Friend
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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Big, Useless, and Mine by ffa7b6, isto4u
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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Shane buys panties to surprise Ilya. Unfortunately they’re far too small for his big, useless cock and thick thighs 🥺🥺🥺
Please mind the tags for degradation (there’s a lot of Ilya saying Shane’s massive dick is useless and that Shane is just a hole) and feminization of Shane in his panties.
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It truly was a terrible idea, they both knew that, but god was it a hot one. A bluetooth-controlled vibrating buttplug was the last thing Shane expected when Ilya handed him the small gift box.
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- Part 1 of off the ice (smutty hollanov one shots)
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“You like this, Hollander? Really?”
“Yes,” he sobbed, more tears rolling down his cheeks. “Fucking love it. Love it so much, thank you, Ilya. More, please,”
“Greedy boy,” Ilya scoffed, tugging Shane’s head back roughly. “You always want more. Am I not giving you enough?”
“It’s not..” he thought carefully, pausing for a moment. “Hit me harder, Ilya.” Another tear fell from his eye, soothing the burn of his cheek.
“You are sure? I don’t know, does not seem like you can handle it.”
“I can take it,” Shane breathed out. “I can, I promise. I want it to hurt.”
Or — Shane’s been trying to work on emotional regulation and his feelings for a while now, nothing seems to work. Nothing but the sensation of hit after hit, slap after slap, delivered straight to him.
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living situation by hightowered
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Apr 2026
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Shane had another date tonight.
And maybe Ilya is just a little bit bitter about it all. But really, he has every right to be, considering the fact that Shane was under him just last night.
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- Part 9 of heated rivalry: explicit collection
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ill show you mine by hightowered
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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Ilya is fairly certain that you don’t accidentally walk in on your roommate half naked this often. Shane, for his part, seems completely uninterested in correcting that assumption.
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- Part 7 of heated rivalry: explicit collection