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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    Stunning views. Luxurious accommodations. No neighbors to complain about the noise.

    Two years into their life as monster hunters, Wyll and Astarion take a much-needed vacation in the recently-vacated mountaintop lair of the lich they just (re-)killed. They also steal all of his stuff and do an elaborate sexual roleplay in his (un-)living room to work out some of their Issues.

    It’s kind of sort of like therapy, except with the other kind of CBT.

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    08 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    (Better the devil you know.) “I know Cazador. And I'll take anything that saves me from that.”

    Astarion makes a deal with Mizora to escape Cazador's dungeons and winds up as a deeply irritating helpful servant to her most prestigious warlock.

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    27 May 2025

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    The Royal Baldur Ballet's upcoming season is poised to be the most dramatic yet. With seven gorgeous ballets to stage, first soloist Astarion Ancunín is convinced this will be the season he finally shines bright enough, worthy of the rank of principal dancer. Enter Wyll Ravengard, stage left, and everything is about to change.

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    Wyll Ravengard is most definitely not an apprentice. Astarion knows that name, Wyll Ravengard. He won the Prix de Lausanne five or so years ago, the most prestigious competition for ballet students. Even as a student, it was clear that Wyll was going to be the ballet world’s next big star.

     

    And now he’s here, in Astarion’s barre spot. In his rank.

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    13 Apr 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    “Darling, don’t be daft, you know what’s happening.” He pulled his jerkin and undershirt off over his head in one single movement. “I reckon it’s the mushrooms, I don’t recognize them, but they must be used to brew love potions.” He started working on his trousers under Wyll’s heavy, hot gaze.

    “That’s…” Wyll cursed under his breath. “What do we do now?”

    He couldn’t be that clueless. Astarion glared at him. “What else? We fuck about it."
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    Astarion gets everything he wants in the worst possible way...or so it seems.

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    30 Mar 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    "Your punishment," Astarion started, stopping the kissing with an index finger in front of Wyll's lips. "Is knowing that if you had arrived home on time, you would have found me in our bed, wearing nothing but a blindfold like Vanir when he was 'gifted' to the leader of the smuggling ring on chapter 12."

    Wyll's composure took a hit. "Oh, that's-, that's the chapter where the smuggler tells him to keep the blindfold on and to guess what he's going to do next?"
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    Astarion discovers one of Wyll's old smut books and decides to take inspiration from its main character's misadventures.

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    25 Feb 2024