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An OFMD AU of the movie Armageddon.
As a planet destroying asteroid hurdles through space toward Earth, Stede Bonnet and his crew at NASA enlist the help of Edward Teach, the world's best deep-core driller, and his own crew of misfits to save the world.
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A few days before Christmas and while out of town for work, Ed ends up in the hospital after a car accident. Stede drops everything to get to him and invites Izzy along to help with the driving, even though they've never warmed up to each other in all the years they've known each other. Will they emerge from this journey as reluctant friends?
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On the morning of Halloween, a beautiful stranger stops by Stede Bonnet's candy shop.
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- Part 1 of the charming chocolatier
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Ed and Stede, both in their early 20s, meet and start hooking up at the club. Stede, however, is keeping several secrets.
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- Part 1 of glitterbeard
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Stede Bonnet has started a new tradition - Friday night pizza! Will takeout finally make his newly hectic life easier?
Meanwhile, Edward Teach is lumbering through the doldrums of running a reasonably successful pizza shop when an odd, recurring online order catches his eye...
**This is a SMAU cross-posted from Twitter/Bsky! This will all be embedded images, including the prose.**
Currently ~51,879 words of prose & ~270 graphics/images.
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The Revenge Hotel, A Home for Wayward Outcasts by moosh
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Aug 2023
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i'll cut my strings short, i'll hold myself up by Panda_Birds
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jul 2024
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Stede had known he was pregnant for all of 20 minutes, and already he wanted to tear every organ out of his body. He wanted to scream, he wanted to burst into tears, he wanted to rip into his abdomen with his bare hands and tear out the clump of cells growing inside him.
He couldn’t do this. Not again.PLEASE READ THE TAGS
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30 Dec 2024
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Against Edward's advice, Stede orders a penis enhancement remedy from a sleazy pamphlet.
Unbeknownst to Stede, what he receives is a magic pussy potion.
They're both really into it.
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- Part 1 of the ones with the magic pussy potion
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21 Apr 2024
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Their first anniversary is just around the corner and Ed has never been happier in a relationship. Stede, on the other hand, could be happier, if he knew he was in the relationship in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Plans
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20 Jun 2023
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Blackbeard raids a French merchant ship and finds a strange snail in the galley.
Based on The Snail Maiden, also known as The Snail Shell Girl. In this Chinese (Fujian province) folk tale, a kind but poor farmer adopts a snail who -- unbeknownst to him -- is a beautiful heavenly maiden in disguise.
Title from Dreams by The Cranberries.
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18 Jun 2023
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The first time it happens, Ed doesn’t say anything. It’s a normal day. Boring. Maybe he has a hangover, maybe it’s time to stop getting black-out drunk the night before work. But it’s been a while since he’s gotten into trouble for it. He doesn’t have as much to be angry about these days, not anymore. Depressed? Possibly. Feeling like he’s wasted his life? Oh, absolutely, that’s just a fact. He’s 45 years old and working in a dingy, dusty strip mall, living vicariously (at the moment) through a man in a $3000 bespoke suit taking a sledgehammer to a microwave.
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"modern au where Ed is the owner of the rage room and one day Stede comes in after a very stressful day at work, pays 40 minutes for the room, breaks things for 20 minutes and then cries for another 20 minutes" @EDWARDSSTEACH on Twitter- Language:
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24 May 2023