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In which Astarion is an ex-olympic figure skater and Gale is a famous musician. They get paired together as Dancing on Ice's first ever same sex couple. Shenanigans ensue.
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“How did you even get in? I very definitely remember locking up.”
“Ah,” Gale looks ever-so-slightly abashed. Only slightly, though. Mostly he looks a little proud of himself. “You know how the receptionist is always asleep?”
Astarion's eyebrows shoot up.
“Gale Dekarios, you shady thing.”
“I only borrowed it! He's never been awake enough to ask about spares, so. It was easier to just sort it out myself.”
“It would have been easier to ask me,” Astarion points out.
“Mmmm,” Gale hums, doubtfully. “I don't know if I'd ever consider you the ‘easier’ option, Astarion, I feel that would be doing your commitment to cantankerousness a great disservice.”
I'd be extremely easy if you weren't so fucking annoying, Astarion thinks.
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18 Nov 2025
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Gale fantasizes about Tav after their magic lesson.
An embarrassed Tav lets Astarion sink more than his teeth into her.
Astarion tries to navigate an unfamiliar feeling.
[At the request of some very thoughtful and concerned readers, I have decided to change the warnings on this fic.]beta-read by Ao3 user Snailpals
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12 Dec 2023
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It wasn’t Mystra that he wanted, that much remained clear even as all clarity began to slip away. It wasn’t her hands that he craved. He hadn’t thought about her face when he had pumped desperately into his shaking hand every night previous, and it hadn’t been her name on his lips when he had ejaculated hot spurts of semen into his fist.
Gale/reader's f! Tav.
I deliberately left all descriptions of Tav as vague and non-descript as possible so that the reader can make her whomever they wish her to be. No mentions of name, race, class, or physical description (beyond the absolute necessities).
Submitted for your approval. 🙏
I hope that you enjoy. ❤️
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10 Dec 2023
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Gale runs out of options when Tav has no magic items she's willing to spare and has to make a deal with the resident vampire spawn. Meanwhile, Astarion thinks he's stalking the wizard like prey, but he's actually falling in love.
This story follows the events of the game, but make it Bloodweave.
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09 Dec 2023
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In the summer before your sophomore year of college, you meet a handsome stranger on a dating site. He offers to be your sugar daddy, and you accept, despite the insanity of it all. It shouldn't be complicated, and it isn't. Until your first day of class.
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“So, you want to be my sugar daddy?”
Gale grimaces and shrugs. “There’s really not a better term for it, is there?”
“Glucose guardian?” That makes him laugh again. That hearty laugh that comes from his belly. You adore it, the way his eyes crinkle at the corners and he has to calm himself down enough to breathe.
“I- I think that’s worse.”
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06 Dec 2023