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    If Rocky propositions him during the workday, he makes no such attempt at a performance—or, as Rocky likes to call it, courtship.

    After they determine this is indeed the word Rocky’s using, Grace snorts. “No. Courtship is, like, old-fashioned dating. Very formal old-fashioned dating.”

    “No, no.” Rocky gestures to what he gave Grace. “Is courtship. Trust.”

    “I don’t know what this is, but it’s not courtship!” Grace holds up the honest-to-God padded handcuffs Rocky made for him. They jingle a little. “Explain how this is old-fashioned to you. Quickly.”

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    09 Jun 2026

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    If you were to ask Benoit Blanc, the famed private detective, what the worst part of his job was, he’d reply with an appropriately poetic and somber declaration of the deterioration of the human soul to greed and malice.

    However if you were to ask Phillip, non-famed husband to Ben Blanc, what the worst part of his job was, he'd say it was the broody moods his love fell into during the court stretch of his cases. Luckily, after many years of marriage he'd gotten quite talented at finding distractions for the both of them.

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    28 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    Phillip didn’t know how long he’d been locked in the boot of the car, but he's not enjoying the experience.

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    28 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Post Glass-Onion, Benoit Blanc is forced to reconsider his life, his purpose, and his mortality. Luckily, his dreamboat of a husband is there to help him. Very domestic, some mild angst, and a peaceful ending.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Blanc set down his glass. “Professor, I’m beginning to suspect that you might be the most interesting person here. Maybe even one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met.”
    Phillip stared. “Are you taking the piss?”

    (Or, Benoit Blanc returns from his trip to Greece, and Phillip reflects on the night they first met.)

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    25 Dec 2025