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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    “Suit yourself,” Hazel says through her kettle corn. She wasn’t about to get between PJ and her own thoughts. Her eyes wander as they climb upwards, taking in the rest of the fair and the speckled dots of people spread throughout. “You think there’s better out there for us?”

    PJ’s briefly caught off guard, twisting her rings around her fingers, and she looks anywhere but Hazel. “I mean, yeah, there’s gotta be, right?” She shrugs. “There’s always hotter, more attractive, you know, fitter.”

    “You just said the exact same thing three fucking times,” Hazel points out, but it’s more of an afterthought, her mind on the meaning behind PJ’s words. It’s shallower than a tub of Krogers Vanilla ice cream, and usually, that doesn’t bother Hazel, but right now, it does. Maybe, it’s the weed, maybe it’s the Maybelline clear mascara Brittany insists she uses to corral her ‘less than ideal’ eyebrows, but she scowls, her knee bouncing as she starts to talk. “What about kinder? Nicer? Maybe people who share more principles in common with you?”

    PJ scoffs, but it doesn’t feel like her heart’s in it. “That stuff doesn’t matter. You know that.”

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    25 Apr 2024

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    --> Lila has arrived. Party's over

    mariposa
    update: I love discord

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    lmao

     

    or: A chat fic containing: Marinette and Adrien knowing each other's identities, the class' confusion over their new (seemingly out of nowhere) dynamic, the "Lila Rossi hate club", and Lila getting exposed.

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    06 Apr 2024

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    Apparently Mike and El are trying to “reignite the spark” by having a weekly date night. El had lit up enthusing about it, had broken into her piggy bank to get a new dress for the occasion.
    Mike, for his part, hasn’t looked Will in the eye since the almost-thing had almost-happened.
    And Will. Well, Will keeps drawing Mike’s stupid hands.

    AKA, Mike takes El out for date nights and is a perfect gentleman, and afterwards, he sneaks into Will's room to do less-than-gentlemanly things.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    "Mike, truth or dare?" Max asks.
    Mike feels more than a little nervous. Max's dares can be pretty brutal, but her truths are worse, and Mike is wary of giving her ammunition. He takes a steadying swig of his beer and sits up straight even if his palms are a little sweaty.
    "Dare," he says.
    He’s not expecting it when instantly, she says,
    “I dare you to kiss Will.”
    Mike chokes on his beer. He starts coughing hard, and someone thumps him on the back, but Mike doesn’t even really notice. He stares at Max with wide eyes, shocked.
    “W- What?” he gasps.

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    A mostly-innocent dare from Max turns Mike's world upside down.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    21 Feb 2026