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Feelings? (let's not talk about them) by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 May 2020
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Geralt and Eskel have been sitting across from each other for ten minutes and they haven’t said a word to each other. They’re at their usual table in the back of Rosemary and Thyme, tucked away from the large windows; from experience, Geralt knows their food will be out any second now.
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Eskel and Geralt are just trying to have lunch. They're joined by two very special guests.
Set in my Apartment AU.
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- Part 5 of The Apartment AU
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No Use Denying by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Apr 2020
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It’s the night before Jaskier’s birthday when he gets drunk and mentions it in front of Geralt and Yennefer. He doesn’t mean to, of course, but, you know, he’s four cups in, feeling a bit sorry for himself, and he doesn’t even realize they’re there. He’s trying to wax poetic to the bartender, which is what one does when they feel this way, and possibly chat up the lovely blonde woman next to him. She makes a comment about helping him celebrate when both she and the bartender make themselves scarce.
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It's another year of helpless pining and Jaskier just wants to forget about it all and enjoy his birthday. But, of course, that's not going to happen.
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Blessed Guidance by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Apr 2020
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Geralt stumbles upon the old, abandoned altar right beside the cliff’s edge. He’s just killed a basilisk and destroyed its eggs and nest when his medallion starts humming, heats up, alerting him to magic swirling in the air. He’s on guard, always, and, with steel sword drawn, he creeps closer.
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Geralt picks up a magic item. He spends an inordinate amount of time time panicking because nice things start happening to him.
Of course, he realizes not everything is about him. But it all works out in the end.
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To and Fro by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Mar 2020
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Geralt’s watching that baking program when he hears shouting from Jaskier’s apartment. He crinkles his brow and glances at the clock on the wall. 8:15. Jaskier keeps unusual hours and it’s not like Geralt’s judging, but at this time, Jaskier’s either already out of the building or asleep. Or at least, that’s what he suspects. Nevertheless, there is never any sound coming out of that apartment regardless of whether Jaskier’s there or not.
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Jaskier has car trouble. Geralt drives him to work. Ciri makes an appearance. Conversations are had. Feelings are kind of discussed.
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- Part 4 of The Apartment AU
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We Can Go All Night (Not Jaskier Though. He's Tired) by neverafuckgiven
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Feb 2020
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Jaskier’s pretty sure he’s going to die.
He’s going to die in this bed with Geralt’s mouth on his throat and Geralt’s cock in his ass.
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This is just porn. Literally no plot. At all.
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The Apartment AU by neverafuckgiven
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 May 2020
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In the Absence of Space by Cowboycrows
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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Simon waited.
Waited for them to apologize. Tell him there’s nothing they could do. That he wasn’t worth the trouble or resources, that he wasn’t worth the time.
But that never came.
Instead, after a second Grace came back on the line, his voice sounding determined now. “Alright,” he said. “Hang tight.”
Simon blinked slowly. “What?”
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Bookmarked by neverafuckgiven
13 Jun 2026
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“Attraction isn't the problem,” Harvey supplied, with the barest of smirks. “I just wanted to know why.”
“Because I'm tired of having to go through them alone when I know there's someone...when there's someone who could help. And who I'd rather spend them with.”In which Mike, an omega, knows who he wants and how to get him.
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Mike asks Harvey to spend a heat with him. He gets exactly what he wants, and more.
Bookmarked by neverafuckgiven
24 May 2026
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When Harvey's brand of suppressant is recalled, he's left with a choice: face a rut alone for the first time in fifteen years, or hire a companion. As it turns out, there's a silver lining to drug recalls, one by the name of Mike Ross.
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Bookmarked by neverafuckgiven
24 May 2026
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Mike tries to ride his bike home through the rain. Harvey doesn't approve of the prospect of an associate with a cold. They figure out a way to deal with it.
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23 May 2026
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This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.
The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.
Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.
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Bookmarked by neverafuckgiven
18 May 2026