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“I could do it,” Wille shrugs.
“What?”
“We could get married.” Looking up, he sees something cross Simon’s face. “I mean, fake married. I’d do it. If it’d make her happy. If it’d make you happy.”
When Simon remains silent, he adds, “It could be kind of fun.”
Or, where Simon's grandma
demandsrequests he get married before she dies, and Wille offers to help.Series
- Part 1 of Oblivious Idiots Universe
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23 Jun 2026
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There are many words Simon would use to describe Wilhelm. “Arrogant,” “spoiled,” and “a prissy prince” to name a few. Likewise, Wilhelm thinks he has Simon accurately labeled as an attention-seeking asshat who never shuts his loud mouth. Their disdain for each other seems to know no bounds, until the two wake up in one bed after a house party which causes a surge in their friends’ pre-existing notion that Simon and Wilhelm’s hatred for each other is just poorly veiled lust.
Eventually it all becomes too much for either of them to handle, leading to Simon and Wilhelm agreeing to fake date long enough to end their “relationship” in a massive staged fight which will finally get their friends off of their backs once and for all. But the more time they spend together, the more their plan begins to fall apart, and they realize that falling for your enemy isn’t as impossible as it seems.
TLDR: An enemies to lovers & fake dating story, with focuses on Simon’s struggle to keep his family afloat despite his father’s abuse and addiction, and Wille’s trauma and anxiety from childhood to adulthood, heavily based on the book “They Hate Each Other” by Amanda Woody
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19 Jun 2026
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After a house party, Simon is not so surprised to find a certain someone waiting in his bed...
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12 Jun 2026
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A very grumpy Simon leaves his Christmas spirit behind when he is banished to a small town in the middle of nowhere to play nurse to his estranged grandfather for three whole weeks.
There is nothing that can salvage this Christmas.
…until he meets the cute boy next door.
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12 Jun 2026
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Wille is surprised and delighted when Simon comes home from brunch not only drunk, but also with a healthy appetite for...him.
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10 Jun 2026