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    “Just an interview would be good,” Peter said, clearing his throat. “I’m mostly a photographer, not sure I’ve got the interrogator qualifications.”

    “Photographer, hmmm. . .well, I can definitely think of a few things you could take a picture of -” Deadpool started, then stopped, lenses narrowing. “Wait a flaming hot second. Peter Parker? Why does that name sound familiar?”

    Peter tensed. Had someone figured out Spiderman’s secret identity and sicced a mercenary on him to try and catch him when he wasn’t in costume?

    As Peter began to spiral, Deadpool glanced down at the newspaper in his lap, looking at the front page cover. He squinted, pulled the paper closer to his face, and then let out an auditory gasp.

    “Holy shit balls, you’re the guy who takes all those hot pictures of Spiderman!”

    “Excuse me?” Peter said, torn between relief and confusion.

    *

    or, Peter has to interview Deadpool, which quickly spirals into him being offered an obscene amount of money to sell Deadpool pictures of Spiderman. Between keeping up his secret identity, Deadpool’s flirting, and a growing mob threat, Peter quickly gets in over his head.

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Ten hours with this drug-addled twenty-year-old had been more invigorating than decades with Armand.

    More fascinating.

    According to Louis.

    Armand doesn’t see it.

    [Yet!]

    In which the Vampire Armand contemplates a certain journalist throughout the years.

    Or: 5 times Daniel doesn't notice Armand staring at him + 1 time he does.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Daniel groans and covers his eyes with the heels of his hands. “Fuck. I didn’t mean for it to happen like that.”

    “Like…that?” Armand repeats.

    “Yeah. Aw, man!” Daniel groans again.

    “But you did mean for it to happen?”

    “What?” Daniel lowers his hands and looks at Armand.

    “You meant to kiss me.”

    In which Armand and Daniel’s first kiss doesn’t go how Daniel had imagined it.

    Vampire Fest Bloody Valentine prompts ‘first kiss’ and ‘fucked-up gothic romance’

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    13 Oct 2025

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    "Let me come with you. It's not smart to go around fighting monsters on your own."

    "Almost all hunters work alone."

    "Doesn't make it any smarter."

    In which Enjolras is going to save the innocent masses from the things that go bump in the night, and Grantaire is definitely either a lot more or a lot less than he appears. Neither of them can quite decide which it is.

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    06 Jun 2025

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    Grantaire's life has a pattern: he pays his respects to Aphrodite, he goes to work, he loves Enjolras and provokes him because he can't bring himself to do otherwise. That seems unlikely to change, at least until Enjolras speaks out against the gods and ends up cursed. Grantaire does his best to help him, but it turns out it's just as hard to love Enjolras up close as it is from afar.

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    03 Jun 2025