normalzebra
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But Where Are The Splash Fights? by normalzebra for WickedWonder
Fandoms: Questionable Content
24 Dec 2009
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You really, really can't believe everything you see on the Internet.
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The Blue Door and The Green Wood by normalzebra for juliet
Fandoms: Pamela Brown - Swish of the Curtain
21 Dec 2009
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"it's not luck that got us here – we've all worked jolly hard for this, you know." The last amateur performance of the Blue Doors in Fenchester.
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Lightning can strike twice.
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Who's snowing who?
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Even for an astrophysicist, stars aren't meant to be this close. (Written for the SGA_flashfic Darkness challenge, under amnesty.)
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11 Jul 2026
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The series where OWK gets given to the Mandalorians as a placatory gesture and eventually triggers the Jedi leaving and an ascendant Mandalorian Empire.
My platonic ideal of a Mandalorian-Jedi fix-it.
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The Teeth That Bite, The Claws That Catch by sareliz for linusmir
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
05 May 2025
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In a fix-it fic rigorously adhering to the dictates of a challenge, and in the year 26 BBY we find Obi-Wan Kenobi realizing that just because Anakin is being a typical fifteen year old and avoiding seated meditation, doesn’t mean he should continue to allow it. Even if it did make life easier to just let him meditate and tinker.
Off screen, Count Dooku has inadvertently choked on an artisanal brioche and sadly died, thus instantly dissolving the mental corruption he had overlayed onto Jango Fett’s mind to make him just a teensy bit more malleable.
What follows is an absolutely inevitable outcome, because that’s how shatterpoints work.
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10 Jul 2026
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A great fix-it, although it ends abruptly - I hadn’t realised until the comments that it’s meant to be a prequel to someone else’s fic.
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Assi wakes up in a new universe as a Jedi youngling.
She’s not powerful nor trying to be. She’s just grateful for a second life and plans to enjoy it while it lasts. She knows the Jedi are doomed, and if things go south, she’s ready to go down with the Temple. But until then? She’s just vibing.
Then one of her silly holos goes viral.
Suddenly, she’s wondering...maybe they just need better PR?
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- Part 1 of PR Guide for Dummies
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Two days after Obi-Wan Kenobi returns home from his year-long mission to Mandalore, he and his dear friend Quinlan Vos go out for a night of drinking and shenanigans. And Quinlan is certain, absolutely certain, that after all Obes has gone through, he has to have at least some of his Knight Trials in the bag. He harps on this. It is annoying.
Obi-Wan thinks he’s full of shit, naturally.
The next day, sober and full of chaos, in most Universes Senior Padawan Vos shakes it off and just complains to his master. In this Universe, Senior Padawan Vos has a quiet word with the Master of Shadows. This is the single, changed snowflake whose destiny is to become an avalanche.
This is how Quinlan Vos saves the Galaxy.
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- Part 2 of The Red Thread That Binds Us Together
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Jango is in love. How can he not be? Have you seen that fight video that’s gone viral?
Takes up from the fantastic ‘Just Go Kill Palpatine’ and runs naked into the hills screaming a war chant about sweet potatoes.
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- Part 2 of Sare Liz' Christmas Gift Depot
- Part 1 of The Red Thread That Binds Us Together