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    married namjin adopt a five hybrid nest rescued from a sex party. except the nest is actually four; one little bunny does not belong.

    jungkook doesn’t know who he fears more: four strange predators or his new, certainly evil human owners.

    (spoiler: everything is not as it seems)

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “Are you sure Chan is yours?” Minho asks, his pretty lips twisted in a pitying pout. “I don’t see how this little thing could get any woman pregnant.”

    “We did a test,” Jisung manages to get out as one of Minho’s fingertips swipes over his leaking head.

    “Of course you did. You had to. No one really thought your tiny cock, if you could even really call it that, could make you a father. You know, it’s really more of a clit.”

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    Jisung somehow ends up in bed with his son's best friend.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    "There it is," Hyunjin says, pointing at Jisung's contemplative face. "You're not heartbroken, just horny and vindictive."

    "You know me so well, baby." Jisung claps his hands once. "Now focus. Tell me what Mr. Lee is into."

    Hyunjin blinks. "What?"

    Jisung crouches in front of him, eyes gleaming as he takes Hyunjin's limp hands in his for good measure. "Does he like twinks with perky asses? Whiny bottoms? Come on, give me something to work with!"

    "How would I know?" Hyunjin says and sighs like a man who knows he won't get out of this alive. Not if he doesn't play along. So he shrugs. "From what I know he likes expensive bourbon, cats and arguing with judges."

    Jisung considers that for a moment, then nods. "I can work with that."

    Hyunjin whimpers. "Of course you can."

    Or: Jisung's boyfriend cheats on him. He decides to fuck his dad in retaliation.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Jeongguk thought he was the last dragon left. After nearly a century of hiding himself away, in fear of being hunted down and murdered, he has no one to turn to when he falls ill.

    When he collapses in the middle of the street, he thinks that the line of dragons will die with him. Until he wakes, and finds himself looking into slitted, golden eyes.

    or, an ot7 au in which Jeongguk finally finds warmth after a lifetime of endless winter.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “The trespassing alpha does not run fast enough, in the end. Jungkook catches her. The white wolf tells him to bury her just past the tree line in front of their house. It'll be a good warning, he says. It'll tell others that this house has a guard dog.“

    (Or: Yoongi’s pack of omegas adopts a guard dog, and sweet baby alpha Jungkook gets a home he doesn’t think he deserves.)

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    01 Jul 2026