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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    26 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Inspired by the song Go Away.

    Gerard is a comic artist who started his personal shop a year ago, and a cute tattoo artist starts his own practice next to him.

    English isn't my first language sorry for the typos

    I post when I have time but I WILL 100% finish this story

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    22 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    The unholy union of a high school AU and a ghost story. Gerard's life takes a strange turn when his family moves to a small town in Vermont and he discovers the locals aren't all what they seem to be. Also includes: unexpected nature walks, murder, pining, improper treatment of crime scenes, a number of bone-related puns, high school bullies, and a short-range shrub named Ferdinand.

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    10 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    It followed Frank in the night like a screaming ghost -that distant, dreadful thing - but he can't quite remember what it was, only that it happened sometime last year, during the fall of '03.

    However, when Frank arrives for his freshman year at St. John's College in Maryland, he can no longer ignore it. Whatever he forgot is still with him, pestering, eating away at his conscience.

    In the sleepless hours between classes, Frank confides in an anonymous keypal known only as d3adsy, whose messages feel uncannily attuned to his fears.

    What Frank doesn't know is that d3adsy is Gerard: his preppy, uptight, transcendentalist-obsessed dormmate.

    Together, the two embark on a journey to recover memory, tragedy, and contrition online and in the real world, slipping into a bit of folie a deux along the way.

    * like if You’ve Got Mail was emo, gay, and more self destructive

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    16 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    You’re working with Gerard in the role of the Clerk for the Long Live the Black Parade tour. This consists of, among other things, Gerard straddling you on a hospital gurney and stabbing you while he gets sprayed with blood. Completely professional job that doesn’t get you incredibly flustered at all. And it’s not like he looks really hot covered in blood while he’s sitting on top of you.

    You wouldn’t even consider fucking him on the gurney like that.

    Not at all.

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    11 Feb 2026