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  1. Rec 53

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    (AU where the Hargreeves' don't go to the 60s, save the world at the end of season 1, and open a coffee shop.)

    Klaus sipped exaggeratedly at the frappe Vanya had selected for him. “I think between the seven of us, we know enough about coffee and business,” he said. Vanya smiled at him encouragingly and he winked at her. 

    “Care to weigh in on what you know, Klaus? Last time you made me coffee it tasted like battery acid,” Five said. 

    “I didn’t know you drank battery acid, my dear brother. Remind me again, what’s the difference between you and a radioactive raccoon?” Klaus said. Five scowled at him and checked his watch. 

    “I had a Keurig on the moon,” Luther said, unhelpfully. 

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    26 Jun 2026

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    MADE ME ALL WARM AND HAPPY.
    THANKS AUTHOR

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    The Hargreeves siblings aren't necessarily known for their immaculate survival instincts. More often than not, someone is in danger of dying at some point or another. Luckily for everyone, Five is dead-set determined to make sure they all live to see another day.

    Unluckily for everyone, though, is the simple fact that Five doesn't much care for his own life in retrospect...

    Or, five times Five saved someone's dumbass, and one time everyone saved his dumbass.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    If you already write smut, this guide is not for you.

    And why yes, I do teach sex ed sometimes.  You’re going to wonder.

    So, you want to write smut.  But you don’t feel smutty.  Maybe you’ve never personally felt smutty.  Maybe the smut words won’t happen.  Maybe it’s performance anxiety.  Maybe it’s meds.  Maybe it’s stress.  Maybe it’s WORDS about SEX on the INTERNET, and you CANNOT.

    But your story needs smut, and that’s valid.  Maybe your plot hinges on it.  Maybe you just want to reward your characters with some nice, juicy orgasms.  Maybe you want the explicit rating because you know people like explicit content, and you want to learn a new skill as a writer.  All valid.  

    So, we like to outline our stories.  Can we outline the sex scenes?  Yeah, kinda!

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    03 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    The task of saving the world seems impossible. So many more things have gone wrong than Number Five had calculated for and it just seems like there isn't enough time. Never enough time.

    In a universe where he managed to only push them back about nine days instead of several decades, how will the Hargreeves try again? More importantly, why are things changing even when they aren't doing anything? And who is this woman who keeps popping up? Is she friend or foe?

    They don't have long, though, so they'll have to decide if they trust her. And fast. Lives depend on it.

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    26 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    After saving the world the first time, the Umbrella Academy is pitched headfirst into a series of smaller threats to the world that they must defend against, in order to save the Earth and its people. Once again splashed across news headlines and heralded as heroes worldwide, the rag-tag team of powered individuals quickly realizes that there's a lot more to saving the world than once met the eye and they'll need to be closer than ever to tackle it together. With the help of their newest member, the elusive and still mysterious Nines, as well as a few other heroes who come forward, having survived in the shadows, the Umbrella Academy must prepare for the next apocalypse in order to save their timeline from dooming itself.

    Can they do it?

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    26 May 2026