ohnothiswasnotsmart
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old habits die screaming by ohnothiswasnotsmart
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Rebel Robin: Surviving Hawkins (Podcast)
26 Jan 2026
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Elizabeth Anastasia Davis is simply trying to keep her social life afloat, and keep her 4.0 GPA stable so she can get out of Hawkins. She did not sign up for fighting inter-dimensional beings, or Russians, or her girlfriend, who no-one knows about (and she’d like to keep it that way, thank you very much.)
It also doesn’t help that Steve “The Hair” Harrington has just started flirting with both her, and her girlfriend.
She just wants to sleep.
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started with a kiss (oh we must stop meeting like this) by ohnothiswasnotsmart
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 May 2024
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Dorcas and Marlene don't talk. It's a known fact to everyone in sixth year at Hogwarts; the two girls have never spoken to each other. In school grounds, that is. And they've definitely never spoken outside of Hogwarts, their separate friends can vouch for that.
Yet somehow, their friends can't explain where the two girls go when they both end up disappearing on nights out. Or why they both come back to the group with flushed faces and messed up hair. Or that one time that Marlene came back with something resembling a bruise on her neck, that definitely hadn't been there when Lily had done her hair earlier.
All anyone knows is that Dorcas and Marlene do not talk under any circumstances. Ever. And the two of them definitely didn't push their two friend groups together. Not at all. They would never do that.
They don't talk.
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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- 9/9
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19 Jan 2025
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the plot got twisted and the fact turned fiction by revengeparty
Fandoms: Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey, Mean Girls (2004), Mean Girls (2024)
10 Mar 2024
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As Janis is pulling the blanket over Regina, she hears, “I’m sorry.”
It’s so quiet it’s almost a whisper, but it makes Janis freeze.
“For what?” Janis asks cautiously.
"Being scared.”
Janis sits down carefully on the edge of the bed. “Scared of what?”
“Of you,” Regina says, half into the pillow.or
Regina tells Janis the truth, and everything that comes after.
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- 6/6
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12 Feb 2024
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Becoming the source of staff room gossip is literally Rosa's worst nightmare. The less her colleagues know about her life the better.
But when she finally gives in and falls for Gina, she's determined to keep things just between themselves. But will their strange little family at Brooklyn Primary become more important than they imagined?
Bookmarked by ohnothiswasnotsmart
09 Jan 2022
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So, about that one little regret…
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- English
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- 425,486
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- 56/56
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31 Mar 2021
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I Am Groot by sherlocksmyth
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)
04 Aug 2014
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EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.
EDIT 04/05/2021:
Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Tumblr: @grootficguy- Language:
- English
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- 1,308
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Bookmarked by ohnothiswasnotsmart
17 Mar 2021