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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    16 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolute perfection. Pitch perfect. Kip's like, this guy's not an asshole, he's a sassy gay bitch.

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    14 Jun 2026

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    The most incredible thing I've ever read. So fucking funny. Wish it was longer

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Leaked texts and supportive media and fans. Great thorough realistic story.

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    06 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Social media, seriousness, silliness. My absolute favourite flavour.

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    He forced himself to forget the way Ethan used to kiss him, hands tangled in his hair and eyelashes fluttering against his cheek. He forced himself to forget the way that Ethan would hold him in his twin bed in their tiny flat off campus all those years ago. He didn't, couldn't, remember the way Ethan had made him feel.

    After all, they're just friends, and friends don't think like that.

    Or; Spencer is a profiler, so he should really know if he's dating someone or not.

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    17 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Truly the best representation of autistic dating confusion I've ever read.

  6. Public Bookmark 10

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    “It's okay. You're just nervous.” She leaned in again, stopping when her lips brushed his. “Just relax.”

    The press of her mouth against his chased away any other protests. JJ was pretty, and he liked her. And she seemed to like him, too. He would be foolish to turn her away.

    Right?

    or

    A sober Spencer brings a drunk JJ home, where she invites him in for a drink. Or rather, she invites him in and gets him drunk. And then starts pushing the boundaries.

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    12 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfect.

  7. Public Bookmark 30

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    Reid has been abducted by an unsub who seems to want nothing more than hear him scream. The members of the BAU team, along with Garcia, Hotch, and Morgan who have returned to help, have precious few leads and struggle to find him. Can the team rescue Reid in time? And how will he recover if they do?

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    09 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reid is held captive in chains, tortured. If he says stop, the other captive is tortured in his place.

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    Reid is lost. The team has to find him.

    (AKA: An Unsub manages to get the upper hand on Reid during an arrest and stabs him)

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    02 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Because I know I'll think about this fic later, and have no clue how to find it. Reid is nearly disemboweled.

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    When a case in Cerry, TX goes horribly wrong, it's up to the only remaining members of the BAU to save their missing friends.

    Will they be able to find Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid and Jennifer Jareau in time?

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    25 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Morgan, JJ, and Reid are held captive. Warning; JJ and Reid rape/assault.

  10. Public Bookmark 33

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    Reid had never meant to insult her. He was just stating a pattern: clinical, precise, and entirely misread.

    When Prentiss confronts him - ready to teach him a lesson - she quickly realises he’s not the only one with something to learn.

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    06 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Prentiss is offended by Reid, who is HORRIFIED. Wonderful.

  11. Public Bookmark 46

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    After attending a rare BAU night out, Reid wakes up with missing hours, a body that doesn’t feel like his own, and a sickening sense of dread.

    Whatever happened, he buries it beneath routine and carefully practiced normalcy. But someone is watching.

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    05 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    No drawn out coverups. Just immediate protective Morgan and perfect responses all around.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Divine little feel good stories about autistic acceptance

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    "I hope she was worth it." Rossi said, taking a sip of his coffee.

    Morgan joined in, a smile on his face. "I hope it was a she."

    (An episode-AU of 3x16, wherein Reid is gay and his sexuality played a large part in the bullying he endured when he was younger. Morgan's comment hits a bit too close to home)

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    20 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That goddam line that should never have made it off the first draft and then spawned some of the best fics

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    Spencer Reid is Henry's favorite profiler.

     

    Based on a prompt from comment_fic on livejournal. This is a work of fanfiction and I do not claim ownership over the characters contained herein. It was created as a personal entertainment.

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    19 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I ADORE spencer and Henry. I could watch this scene all day.

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    A new case lands on the BAU's desk in which the victims all have a connection to Spencer Reid. Reid works the case in a desperate hope that he can solve it without revealing his connection to the victims, a connection he fears might ruin his relationship with the members of his team. Will the team be able to stop the killer in time when Reid's past comes back to haunt him?

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    16 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ends too quickly , but a wonderful and in-character exploration of Reid's sexuality.

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    "What were you saying earlier, about the first transformation sequence?"

    Reid stops walking and turns to face her, brows furrowed. "You asked me to stop talking about that."

    "Only because we were in a movie theatre. I'm interested."

    His brows furrow further, eyes narrowing as well like he's trying to suss out whether or not she's lying to him, and then drift over her shoulder, to some point behind her, and widen.

    She frowns, turning around and trying to follow his gaze, but she can't figure out what he's looking at. There are still quite a lot of people milling about even at this late hour, though she supposes that's Vegas—or the outskirts of Vegas—for you, but nobody looks at all threatening. The most out-of-place person is a sharply-dressed man carrying a briefcase amongst all the people in going-out attire, but it's not like he's brandishing a weapon at them. "Reid, what—"

    "Dad?"

    OR: William Reid is a terrible parent, and Emily Prentiss is a wonderful friend.

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    09 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Emily and Reid friendship at its best - what the show would have given us if they were better. Amazing.

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    After a harrowing case Morgan needs control, and Reid needs a fix, and they wind up in bed. Reid sees this as a potential evolution of their relationship, but Morgan is adament that he's not gay. The path towards what they both want isn't a simple one, and a recurring case brings some painful things to bare as they both try to navigate what they are to each other.

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    04 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Friends with benefits turns into friends with issues. Truly more than the trope suggests - amazing Morgan chapters as he struggles with his sexuality.

  18. Public Bookmark 75

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    After a lifetime of feeling like he didn’t fit in, Dr Spencer Reid had finally hit his stride. He was the FBI’s youngest-ever recruit, a valuable member of the BAU and he even had a few people he could call friends. Life was looking up.

    Then Gideon leaves with nothing but a letter in a cold, empty cabin, sending Reid into a spiral of self-loathing as his old demons resurface and he struggles to navigate new challenges.

    With his physical, mental and emotional wellbeing on the line, will the team realise they are missing the signs of what's really going on before it's too late?

     

    TRIGGER WARNING: This fic deals with an eating disorder and some very unhealthy thinking. Do not read if you are under 18 or if this content will be upsetting to you, and do not use this story to trigger yourself. Please take care when reading and heed the tags.

    SPOILER WARNING: Follows canon and contains spoilers up to mid-season 6.

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    25 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Truly amazing. Read with caution - eating disorder triggers.

  19. Public Bookmark 28

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    He has to cut this thing out from him. It’s a fungus growing and spreading and rotting inside of him. It started empty, dormant, and as he got older and far more ridiculed and seen, that dormant thing took over the space hollowed out in his chest and made it its own. If someone offered him a scalpel, he might try to cut carefully around it, extract every piece of the fungus and leave a gaping hole that he could fill with something. Anything.

    Sometimes Spencer wishes he could tear this part of him out; little does he know that thing is his autism. He learns to live alongside it.

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    12 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Autistic accomodation!

  20. Public Bookmark 65

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    He's a nice kid.

    So Derek isn't sure why Reid is avoiding him.

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    10 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Delightful: misunderstandings with resolution. Wish it was longer.

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