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    tailwhip by

    Fandoms: NCT (Band)  

    14 Aug 2025

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    it was a green day, which meant conditioning, which meant hell.

    not the mythic, brimstone kind—but the more american variety: sunshine you could crack an egg on, polyester shorts, whistles, boys throwing up gatorade behind the bleachers. everyone hated green days. everyone but donghyuck, who liked any activity that allowed him to show off his calves and make jaemin suffer.

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    Ripe by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    06 Apr 2026

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    Ilya spits, and Ilya swallows.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Applied Social Consequences of Group Dynamics by

    Fandoms: Community (TV)  

    26 Jan 2014

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    Troy leaves. The group adjusts. Abed is selfish.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    happy wife, happy life by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    10 Feb 2026

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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    the profounder is the stain by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    31 Jan 2026

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    “Adventurous,” Ilya said, smiling sharply.
    “Shut up.”
    “This is unlike you.”
    “Shut up.”
    Ilya did, pulling open the sealed cardboard slots instead and upturning the box over his palm, not all that careful considering its contents were glass, letting the bottle fall into his hand.
    “Shit, Rozanov,” Shane said, exasperated. “I was going to return it.”
    “Oh, no, you will go broke now?" Ilya popped the cap off the perfume and sprayed it at Shane.

    Shane Hollander finds a hobby.

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    16 Feb 2026