14 Works by onlyhuman
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While preparing for their respective solo launches, Namjoon and Hoseok keep meeting at the cafe on the nineteenth floor of the company building.
What Hoseok doesn’t know is that Namjoon has a secret he’s been hiding from Hoseok… since the 2018 BBMA’s, in fact.
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Min Yoongi knows who he is very intimately — he loves music, he loves Jimin, and, despite his moods, he loves Bangtan wholly. Everything is crystal clear.
Except then Hoseok shows up in that purple jumpsuit, and, well. Things aren’t all that clear anymore.
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The scope of Jungkook’s bisexuality basically looks like this:
- his hyungs
- hot women who are older than him
- everyone else who has a face that does it for him and has an interesting story
So when Hoseok runs his mouth about how much he misses sex, Jungkook sees only one solution.
He has amazing ideas, really.
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Hoseok's Instagram launch is the worst possible thing that could happen to Jungkook's sanity.
Naturally, the only solution is to ask Hoseok to teach him the art of taking nudes.
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Hoseok's reaction to being praised just now sets off a lightbulb in Jungkook’s head. How squirmy Hoseok got is interesting. Very interesting.
Or: five times Jungkook watches his hyungs compliment Hoseok's platinum hair, but nothing happens… and the one time it does.
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The golden idea finally comes to him when Harry’s snoring into Louis’ armpit, mumbling something that resembles ‘it’s like there’s two of you sometimes,’ and suddenly, Louis knows what he has to do.
Whoever said Time Turners weren’t dangerous clearly has never met Louis Tomlinson before. Harry’s birthday promises to be a special one this year.
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- Part 2 of H&L Hogwarts Humping
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When the door opens and James’ mussed up hair comes into view, the last bit of resolve Sirius had left in him goes out the window. He stalks off the bed, the snow in his boots long melted and drowning his socks uncomfortably, but he doesn’t even notice, not when he can see the hickey that Lily left under James’ jaw, clear as day even in the poor lighting of the dormitory.
Something inside of him breaks, and on impulse, Sirius surges forward, slamming James against the wall with a force he didn’t know he possessed.
In which Sirius catches Lily and James in the act. He doesn't take it well, to say the least.
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Captive In A Kiss by onlyhuman
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2016
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“Remember when we were discussing fantasies? And you said that instead of you holding me down, you’d like to switch it up a bit?” Harry smirks, but honestly - the words don’t reach Louis’ brain. He can only stare at Harry in yearning, so he kisses him before he can say anything, can’t resist those pink, obscene lips at any given moment, no matter how tired he is.
Louis has just finished his NEWTs, Harry has a special kind of reward in mind, and the Slytherin Dungeons will never be quite the same again.
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- Part 1 of H&L Hogwarts Humping
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Ache To Know The Song He Sung by onlyhuman for Star_Henderson
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
11 Jun 2016
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Ogling hot men is a part of his job that Louis thoroughly enjoys. That is, if the ogling hadn’t been reduced to a bare minimum the second DJ Harry Styles set foot into Funky Payno and ruined every other man for Louis, ever.
Or: Louis is a bartender and Harry is a DJ in a club in Barcelona. All they really need to do is get their shit together. Of course, that's not what happens.
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Bright Lights (She's Fading) by onlyhuman for ivegotfireforaheart
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
05 Apr 2016
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“Alright, are you ready?” Harry smirks and spares a glance at the needles scribbling on the paper, watching the regular movement of the waves so she can spot later on when something seems out of the ordinary.
“No,” Louis answers, crossing her arms. She’s aware she’s coming off as a petulant child, but honestly. Discussing your kinks in a classroom where anybody could hear? Even worse, discussing your kinks with the best person uni could have ever given you and who you want to explore those kinks with? That is Satan’s work, Louis is sure of it.
“So,” Harry’s voice starts, bringing Louis back to the moment, even if she wishes she wasn’t here at all, “What are you into?”
Or: Harry and Louis are psychology students in uni. Their professor is a bit of a fuckwit who makes it seem like kink discussion in a classroom is completely normal. It gets a bit out of hand.
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There’s a loud rumble, along with the sound of something shattering below the hood. Louis has just enough time to swerve her car to the emergency lane before it comes to a standstill and they’re stranded on a road.
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His distress over the bun is nothing compared to the thrill Louis feels shoot up his spine at the outfit Harry’s donned. He’s changed into leather jeans that cling to his legs, hugging his thighs snugly. On top of it, a floaty, black sheer shirt is contouring his frame, doing absolutely nothing to hide his puffy nipples or the endless array of tattoos scattered across his torso. It’s Louis’ favourite outfit in the entire world.
Or, Niall's only birthday wish is to go clubbing with his boys in Vegas. Harry ruins it all by wearing that god forsaken black sheer shirt.
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Louis doesn't necessarily enjoy gardening. Which makes it all the more annoying that someone has been cutting off flowers as they see fit.
Or, alternatively: the one where Louis has a love/hate relationship with his garden and Harry is the most innocent criminal to ever exist.
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In which Niall forces Louis to meet a fortune teller, Harry is the curly haired wonder boy who can’t be trusted when drunk, and fate - combined with Niall’s nagging powers - brings them together.
(In the house next door, Liam has a thing for sharp jawlines and walks around in costumes that no one understands, except maybe Zayn, who wants nothing more than to understand Liam completely.)