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    Kaveh wakes up to find that Mehrak has turned into a human child.

    A door creaked open. Kaveh let the spatula fall onto the floor with a clatter at the reminder that he had no idea how his roommate would react, and Alhaitham—

    “Dad!” Mehrak exclaimed, dashing into the corridor.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Kaveh expects some offhandedly smug, smooth remark from Alhaitham about how Kaveh’s his senior but never acts like it, or how it was the most logical outcome given the circumstances and he’s being a child for debating with him about it. But he just mumbles, low and almost petulant, “It is what it is.” He won’t meet Kaveh’s eyes. “You can’t move out.”

    Kaveh balks at him before rubbing at his face furiously. “You can’t be serious. You can’t be serious,” he laughs, almost delirious. There’s no way his luck has reached this new low. He knows the ascended heroes on Celestia are guffawing at his misfortune. “Why would you do that when you’ve always wanted me to leave anyway?”

    Alhaitham stares at him for a long moment before sighing, slipping into his seat and sliding his plate of Kaveh’s carefully constructed Fatteh towards him primly. “Why indeed,” he drones, sounding exhausted. “Why indeed.”

    or: in which there’s a cohabitation clause in sumeru city’s body of legislation; a pair who lives together for longer than six months, files taxes together, and presents as a couple are considered married by law. who knew. (alhaitham, apparently.)

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Hair in a bun, skates laid out on the floor, and an idle tune hummed under his breath — he’s nearly set.

    His phone starts ringing while he’s rushing towards a bench to put down his belongings, and he scrambles to reach for it in the depths of his bag. He finds it, finger poised to answer as he looks up.

    And that’s when he sees him.

    Even through the hockey helmet, Kaveh can see the familiar traces of gray hair. If the height and broad build weren’t a dead giveaway, that certainly squandered any doubt. Alhaitham. The Sumeru Jackals hockey team’s main defenseman. Of course… who else could it be?

    Kaveh stares at him for a beat too long before snapping himself out of it. There’s no way. There is no way he’s here.

    Or; Renowned figure skater Kaveh returns to the competitive scene after a season of absence. Enter Alhaitham.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    (there’s so much we don’t know about you)

    The Lotus Festival is one of Ouyang Zizhen’s favourite events, well lauded in the entire cultivation world for how it brings out the beauty and joy of Yunmeng after a time when the land was decimated, the villagers singing praises to the visitors at this time of the boy who clawed his way out of corpses and stood with the Yunmeng Jiang flag hoisted above his head, his hands trembling but his sincerity in bringing his sect back fierce.

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    30 May 2026

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    On his knees, worrying his bottom lip between his teeth, lamenting how Morax wouldn't fit inside his pretty, pink mouth, Ajax looked so innocent. A red blush colored his cheeks, ears, and shoulders. He was so aggressively cute. Sweat soaked the roots of his tousled orange hair. Freckles littered his soft skin and stood out beautifully against the deepening blush. His strong hands fidgeted in his lap, covering himself.

    Yes, Ajax was too precious and interesting to let go.

    Childe and Zhongli accidentally time travel to the Archon War.

    aka Childe gets fucked by Rex Lapis.

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    28 May 2026