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    Charlie had planted herself in front of Vox and was rambling off an impressive myriad of excuses, from busted pipes to bad Wi-Fi, while he stared at her, hands on his hips, with the utmost expression of forced patience. His black, digital brows were set in a line as straight as the glower at the bottom of his screen. He does a single, slow blink, finger tapping against his hip as he debates on how much money he can reasonably make on a Charlie Morningstar-inspired white-noise machine (and whether the guaranteed customer complaints will be worth the cheap buck) when a movement over her shoulder draws his eyes.

    He leans to the side, eyebrow quirking. "What's that?" Then promptly chokes on a surprised noise and shoves Charlie aside. "Holy shit, is that a human?"


    Lucifer plays a prank on Alastor.

    Everyone else has to deal with the consequences. 

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    Summary: Shortly after the death of Benjamin Parker, Aunt May decides to leave New York entirely in hopes that a new locale will help to silence Ben’s ghost. Jasper, Nevada may not have been her first pick, but she thinks that Peter will be safe there. In her defense, there was no way she could have known about the giant alien robots. Or the one where Team Prime finds themselves dealing with one teenager rather than three. But, the teenager in question is incredibly smart, reckless beyond belief, and almost suicidally brave. Furthermore, just to put the cherry on top he is a super-powered part-spider teenager. Primus help them.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    The first time Peter Parker meets (some of) the Avengers, it's in a sewer and/or warehouse-he wasn't able to get a good look at the place, sue him for his uncertainty-after he had (apparently) gotten kidnapped.

    The first time the Avengers meet Spider-Man, he's calling them jerkwads from the top of Hawkeye's roof... according to Hawkeye. In Peter's humble opinion, rooftops are communical property among vigilantes, especially during alien invasions.

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    Seven times the Avengers were confused about Spider-Man's identity, and one time his identity was revealed.

    (A story told over the course of seventeen years, seven different world-ending catastrophes, and a kidnapping.)

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “This is such bullshit!” Shen Yuan shook with rage. “The protagonist was just a pure white lotus who wanted to help everyone, and they killed him off! Moses, you hack authour, what kind of bullshit is this!?”
    “Protagonist?” Da-ge glanced at the Bible in Shen Yuan’s hand and his face crumpled into apprehension. “You mean… Jesus Christ?”

    Shen Yuan just wants people to stop mischaracterizing his favourite protagonist! In the process, he accidentally becomes a priest, gains a devout little sheep, saves a woman’s life, is forced into a coma by God, and wakes up to a CEO husband.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "You have no idea what you're asking for," Rocky snarls as he watches Grace slowly start to crawl back. There's a small pool of liquid forming beneath him and Rocky wants to eat him alive.

    "Yes, I do," Grace whines breathlessly. "Please, Rocky. Please, alpha."

    Rocky inhales sharply.

    "Run," he says.

    "W... What?"

    "I said run," Rocky growls.

    Grace squeals and takes off.

    Rocky gives chase.

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    Grace is an excellent scientist, no matter what his colleagues back on Erid might have said once.

    As such, he knows that with the right methods and experimentation, he can convince Rocky that they belong together.

    He's desperate for it.

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    11 Jun 2026