paraboobizarre
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And then time stops. Jacob hears his own breath rattling around in his skull, his sweaty hand clutching the moist beer bottle, something clenching inside him.
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The first time he kissed Paul it was for a number of reasons, but not because he has any deeper feelings for the guy. They were both drunk and hadn't been with anyone in a few months. He was horny and Paul was just there. Simple as that...
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About Paul and why he likes to kill the way he does.
Even during those nights when they would sit in the attic of Emma's house, swapping first kill stories and the rush it gave them, he only ever told an edited version of events...
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Just a little something that sat on my computer (before it crashed) - rescued it, thought I'd share ;)
This is their box and somewhere there’s that hammer and that vial of poison gas...
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Remember that picture of Paul and Jacob, taken in front of The Lighthouse B&B?
Here's why they were there in the first place and what happened there...
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Advent Drabbles 2012 by paraboobizarre
Fandom Game of Thrones (TV), McFly, Merlin (TV), Supernatural, Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Dec 2012
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When Helaena catches Aemond during a private moment, her curiosity gets the better of her. Much to Aemond’s delight, they decide to embark upon a journey of sexual exploration together. To maintain their secret meetings, they must discover how to hide the encounters from Aegon, lest they incur his ire.
Even though she is carrying Aegon’s twins, Helaena will soon develop feelings for Aemond that are significant enough to match those he has always possessed for her. Meanwhile, Aemond must attempt to put aside his inclinations towards jealousy and possessiveness for the sake of his love.
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18 Jul 2025
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The sept is too light; sunshine filtering through the stained glass and casting jagged shadows across the somber ceremony. Helaena looks down at the cold flagstones, trying to block out the brightness beating down on her eyelids. Between Aegon’s shoes she can see a tiny spider creep stealthily along the floor. Body tensing slightly, she prays Aegon will remain still until the creature is free (as I will never be).
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Helaena gets married, but performs her duty with another brother.
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29 Jul 2024
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The Sexual Education of Steve Rogers by italics_of_uncertainty
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Movies), Thor (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Thor - All Media Types, Thor (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics), Winter Soldier (Comics), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
11 Jan 2017
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In which Steve actually knows rather a lot about sex, but almost nothing about the lengths his friends are willing to go for him. (Almost nothing but sex. Did I mention there’s sex? There's sort of a lot of sex in this story. Sorry about that.)
// Most Recent: Thor/Jane and Darcy team up for the win! //
// Up Next: Wanda, Viz, Natasha and Bruce... Oh the smutty plans I have. //
// I take requests!//++ Each chapter has a summary! ++
There's something like an ongoing plot, but each character arc stands alone, so you can pick and choose the characters you like, or read straight through, whatever floats your boat. If you're skipping around, read the interludes related to the chapters you do read, because plot.
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The kink is perhaps vanilla-plus; risqué perhaps, but nothing you shouldn't try at home. Everything is consensual, usually enthusiastically so, though sometimes they're figuring it out as they go, and it takes a little work. Lots of dirty talk, vaguely naughty moments of teasing and playfulness, lots of caught-up-in-the-moment-roughness. Everyone's out to make each other happy, but now and again there's a miscommunication, folks have issues, and feels.- Language:
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08 Mar 2023
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Buffy has reluctantly agreed to vampsit while Giles is out for the evening, and is desperate for something to distract her from the annoyingly perceptive vampire and the memories of their brief engagement. Set about a week after the events of Something Blue but before the beginning of Hush. Response to the Bloodshedverse Challenge #374.
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01 Mar 2023
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Vignettes by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Borgias (Showtime TV), Borgias - Ambiguous Fandom
15 Feb 2020
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In the aftermath of Pesaro, Lucrezia finds solace in Cesare.
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21 May 2022