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    Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.

    It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.

    Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    In his pursuit of new recipes, Sanji somehow ends up in Gotham with no way to return to his home world. He takes his chance and works as a chef, but how is it so obvious that he's not from around here?

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    27 Jan 2026

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Four-years-old isn’t a baby, Danny knows, because the baby was delivering some kind of awesome monologue when stabbing him in the groin. Unfortunately it wasn’t in a language Danny spoke, so he actually has no idea what the kid said.
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    Right before senior year of high school, Danny decides something has to be done with the GIW. A rude discovery sends Danny and Ellie straight to Jazz with a four-year-old in hand - one that looks exactly like a small version of Bruce Wayne's biological son, Damian Wayne.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    07 Jul 2024

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    Thank you I love it