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    originally 1 big fic, now a series of tiny ones. yippee

    original note: hi y'all, this is just to post something for whumptober. very few of these will be edited and even fewer will be more than 1K words. i'm just trying to get myself to write more.

    as of 11/18/2025: discontinued at 17/31 (academia has obliterated my ass)

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    Alfred should learn to shut up, or someone is going to do it for him.

     

    title from "Lipstick Covered Magnet" by The Front Bottoms

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    Status: FAILED

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    whumptober 2020 by freak | cats- wish me luck
    marked as complete because im probably not gonna pick it up again

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    Hunter finds himself in the impossible situation of waking up in the past, and being himself, unhesitatingly throws himself under the bus in order to help the people who, in his mind, he owes so much more than just his life to.

    All Luz sees is a desperate, hurt child soldier who was ready and willing to throw himself into the boiling sea if she so much as hints that it would make her, King, or Eda happy. This sufficiently worries her.

    Eda just desperately wants to know who this kid who showed up out of nowhere and cursed himself for her is. Lilith's kid? Belos'? Raine's? Who the heck would have a kid who latches onto the Owl Lady!?

    Everyone else is wondering just what the heck Eda did to inspire such vicious loyalty from the former Golden Guard who, at this point, they're almost certain is her son. Lilith most especially.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Hunter, dragging Lilith behind him: ‘sup. I’m not a person
    eda, luz, king: what
    Hunter: also king’s a titan, ain’t that whack

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    Hunter just wanted some R and R. Now he's got a giant bird nurse.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "Wait. Where's the door bird? The annoying one."

    "Hooty?"

    "I mean, I prefer not to call it anything other than a menace, but sure."

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    “What’s Belos, uh," Luz pauses. "Like." she finishes, the word pushed out with an unceremonious thud.

    Hunter sits across from her. You've met him, he writes.

    ”I, well— I wanted to ask you a couple questions before — you know — but we got a little sidetracked," she takes a couple hour-long seconds to deliberate, "so, I’m asking you now.”

    Hunter takes a few minutes to write and erase words. He considers ignoring the question outright, but, well...

    He’s sympathetic, almost in a mean way, like whoever made him is out to get you. Maybe it’s his face. Or his voice. Whatever it is, he makes you make a fool of yourself. He makes you, he pauses, not knowing quite what to write. He erases the beginning of the sentence. You'll forgive him. Everyone does.

    Luz purses her lips.

    Then again, he killed me. So I don't really know anything.

     

     

     

    Hunter dies in Hollow Mind, becomes a ghost, and haunts Luz Noceda. The effects are more consequential than anyone would prefer.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    it’s, one of them says, and I, says the other.

    “What?” Luz asks.

    willow / “And / I

    “Are you-“ Luz stutters, out of breath, “Are you correcting Amity’s grammar right now?”

    The sound of paper ripping.

    gram / A / tically / incorrect.

    Luz laughs - a real laugh, because she hasn’t had one of those in a while - and says, “I can’t believe you. You’re dead, you know that? Your concerns- your main concern is Amity’s grammar, even though you’re dead. There’s something-“ She coughs, “There’s something wrong with you.”

    Two pieces of paper. You / too.
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    It is 2:14 AM, the sky is a bright turquoise, and Hunter loses his sense of self like someone loses a bar of soap in the bath.
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    (From the Noceda-Wittebane dictionary: “Let’s do this.”: INTERNAL, TORTUROUS SCREAMING.)
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    !! READ THE TAGS PLEASE I DONT WANT TO HAVE ANYONE READ THIS AND NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY WILL BE READING !!

    The Emporer finally does away with Hunter, but doesn't understand that he's doomed himself.

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    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hunter: huh, I’m dead. Damn that kinda sucks ://
    darius: I’m about to unlock a Saiyan mode that would make the owl lady jealous for the sole purpose of caving the Emperor’s fucking face in

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    Everything that Hunter feels is pain.

    He does it all, does what he’s been taught to do all his life. Shakes his head like the good boy he is when Camila asks him if he’s in any pain anywhere, despite it being a lie. Sometimes lying is a noble thing if it means he’s less of an inconvenience to others than he already is. But Camila is not Belos or Philip or every other adult around him that’s failed him so terribly—Camila is a mother, and a mother sees right through all his bullshit.

     
    or, hunter gets to have some rest.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Camila: 2 children
    (Hunter)
    Camila: 3 children :)