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very sane and normal people by relationshipcrimes for shenyanigan
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Oct 2022
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“Hey,” says Xiao. ”I’m going to ask you a question. You can’t ask me any questions back.”
“This seems like a fair and equal trade,” says Venti. “Sure!”
“If you’re in love with your therapist,” says Xiao, “you’re supposed to switch to a different one, right?”
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23 Jun 2026
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Pre-Opened Bottles Are Not Gestures of Trust by drzealous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jun 2026
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In which Pantalone accepts a drink from a Fontainian diplomat who definitely tried to kill him, waits five days to seek medical attention because the quarterly reports weren't going to file themselves, and proceeds to say things on an operating table that the Segments will spend the next century thinking about.
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22 Jun 2026
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i can't help what i can't help by neocardinia, spikenard
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 May 2026
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Local hack author SEDUCED by straight twink home invader! (REAL) (UNCUT) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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- Part 1 of guilty pleasure
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24 May 2026
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The Fake Dating to Real Marriage Pipeline by Ibijau
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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After Lan Xichen was dumped by his boyfriend who 1. was engaged to a woman the whole time and 2. told Xichen he should give up on dating anyway, Nie Huaisang offers that they start fake dating to prove him wrong.
Lan Xichen agrees, certain that no harm can come from this.
It's not like they're going to really fall in love, right?
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08 May 2026
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By his second night in the Yiling Burial Mounds with the Wen Remnants, Wei Wuxian knows he has to do something drastic to make sure the people he's responsible for now not only survive, but thrive.
And since people already condemn the Yiling Patriarch for starting his own sect, well. It might be the way to go.
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- Part 5 of Garden fics
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18 Apr 2026