patrickhoberg



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    This is mostly stories where Rae says she quits and then changes her mind. There are a couple stories where it’s ambiguous whether Rae quits (2 and 4), but I don’t think I want to make a separate series for that, so I guess I’ll leave them.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Hermione Granger is having a crisis, what with her mother giving her an ultimatum (choose her parents or Hogwarts, basically) and her friendships with her best (read: only) friends faltering at best after months spent not speaking to each other all last term. The last thing she needs is Lilith "Shadow" Gaunt showing up in her life, making it look easy to take all the electives (*without* a time turner), beating her in essays and casting advanced magic like it's nothing. Unfortunately, Gaunt is actually a "temporally displaced" version of Tom Riddle, so someone needs to keep an eye on her, and what are the chances that someone will be anyone other than Hermione?

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    20 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Ruby Rose is 15. She's about to start her first year at Beacon Academy, training to be a Huntress, which is the only thing she's ever wanted to do with her life. She makes new friends and new enemies; begins learning more about herself, her family, and the shape of the world; and after one week, she has far more new questions than answers.

    How does magic work?
    What happened to destroy the World That Was and create Remnant?
    Who is Mommy Dearest, and what does she have to do with Headmaster Ozpin?
    What's this Old Soul thing people keep talking about, and what does it have to do with Ruby?
    Why is everyone always so cryptic all the time?

    And then there's the *hard* questions:
    How do I deal with my sister's jealousy and issues with her mom?
    What do I do when my sister's team leader is racist and terrible?
    Is it a good idea to become an apprentice witch?

    At least *some* questions still have easy answers, though. Ex: 'What do we do with bullies?
    Punch them in the face and then tell the deputy headmistress you'd do it again, obviously

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    There are things that exist off Earth that are difficult to explain, things beyond standard observation.

    The Guardian of Love and Justice may be from within Earth's orbit, but she is not of Earth.

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    In the Good War, it was revealed that Dumbledore had blatantly ignored the Potters' wishes as to what should be done with Liz. But sometimes Seers are shown glimpses of other worlds, what might have been had events proceeded differently.

    There is a world where Dumbledore sent the Potter child to Petunia Dursley and the attack on the Longbottoms proceeded, but Edward and Andromeda Tonks successfully forced the Potters' will to be read soon afterward.

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Yumiella Dorkness has found herself in a strange dream. She has woken up in the body of a Villainess of a different game, Claire Francois from another game Yumiella played, Revolution.

    Except that it was actually no dream.

    Without explanation, Yumiella has been dragged into another otome game world away from her family and her powers, but this time she doesn't have any of Claire's memories. To make matters even more confounding, the first thing that Yumiella wakes up to is the protagonist of Revolution declaring that she has fallen in love with the villainess.

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    06 May 2026