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Michael didn’t consider himself a sex worker. He didn’t have an OnlyFans, he didn’t sell his ass on the street or drop to his knees in front of whoever waved enough money at him. He was simply providing products that were in demand, all while sticking to the strict rules of showing no actual nudity and never revealing his face. So no, he wasn’t a whore. There was a good handful of people who disagreed with that, though.
(tagging as I go but there will be non-con so this is not the fic for ppl who don't roll with that)
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After apparently having forgotten that 5SOS has always had a fifth member, Larry, and that, different from his memory, Michael is not the lead guitarist in the band, Michael genuinely thinks he's going insane. Larry is on their songs, the album covers and in every video in Michael's camera roll.
So, why can't he remember him at all? And why does Larry always look at Michael like he's his next meal?
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after a long game day, Adam and Ben end up having to share a hotel room. Adam's legs are sore and he's in a sour mood, so Ben shares his muscle relaxing tiger balm with him.
would be a shame if that stuff got on any sensitive areas or mucous membranes.
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During a birthday party at a bar, Nick drunkenly lets it slip that he would like to be fucked by Noah and Noah, very amused about this, fucks with him about it all evening. Teasing his friend is not enough though, Noah decides, and comes home with him.
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When Sam discovers a small island with an abandoned amusement park on the map, he falls in love with it instantly. He convinces Ben and Adam to do an one-off Halloween special of Hide and Seek on it, taking place during the night and lasting until sunrise.
Although everything starts out well, it doesn't take long until things take an eerie turn and the boys realize that, despite there not being other people around, they are not alone on the island.
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Clay G has a massive fat one and both Gigi and Tim are very much into that. Clay can't complain.
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play stupid games, win stupid prizes by babylonradio
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
21 May 2026
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Shut the fuck up. Please.— 5A
Yeah, it’s impolite. But Calum isn’t a saint, he’s only a high-school teacher.
He walks back to the neighbouring apartment and slams the note on the door none-too-kindly. He also pointedly slams his own door shut when he gets back to his apartment.
There’s the buzzing of speakers, and a prolonged silence. Then, Calum hears the creak of a chair shifting followed by the click of a door unlocking. He prays that his note conveyed his sentiment: I just want to get some sleep.
The chair creaks loudly as its inhabitant reoccupies it. Then,
“Sorry, man,” says the voice, presumably to Ash. “Jus’ some stray at the door.”
Calum seethes. What the fuck?
“Yeah, no,” Asshole Neighbour goes on, clearly and loudly, like he knows Calum can hear. Which is true. “No, I’d just invest in some soundproofing instead of fucking around in other peoples’ business.”
Or, Calum moves into a new apartment, but the walls are really thin. Also, his new neighbour is annoyingly loud.
Bookmarked by pepperini
21 May 2026
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Solicitors will be reported, and therefore, are not well received.
Published: 2020-07-10 reposting by request- assume all trigger warnings
Updated: 2021-05-22
Chapters: 47/?
Words: 161994
He had no care, nor clue what the man had originally looked like before he had fallen prey to the whims of his Uncle Sasori, but he barely looked human now. A shell of what once was. Gaara could see it, that dull despair. His Uncle had broken him.
Of course there had never been any question as to the outcome. No one could last long against his Uncle. There simply wasn’t anyone strong enough, well, perhaps one.... Society had grown lax, one generation to the next raising the privileged for the vain. Shells of what should be, of what could be...of what will never be ...ever...again. A cruel smile full of wicked pleasure broke out across the normally stoic bland face of the dark bloodred head.
His Uncle, had picked up his scalpel. Gaara leaned forward in eager anticipation. This was his favorite part. There was always so much blood.
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04 Apr 2026
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“You’re not my father.”
“I know that. Do you know that?”
Sakura’s laugh was cruel at the edges, “My father would have wept if he knew what I had done for this country.”
She tilted her head onto her shoulder to look at him carefully; a rueful look painted across her face. “I see no tears in your eyes. So, yes. I know you’re not my father.”
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Little clanless Haruno Sakura, with her exotic pink hair and alluring jade eyes.
What do you think the Hokage saw in her? A little girl graduating, ready for D-ranks? Or a tool to be used for the betterment of Konoha? A child no one would notice the absence of.
Haruno Sakura, from a no-name civilian merchant clan, with no connections other than the ones she burned away for the affections of a boy who would never love her. A tool to be used.
For Konoha.
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Bookmarked by pepperini
02 Apr 2026
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“Em...What do you want me to do?”
“I don’t know. You could come hang at Vic’s on Saturday. We’re having a small party.”
“Why? We aren’t friends. You want to laugh at me or something?”
“Something.” - Patrick said and his face shined in the sun all playful.Against his wishes Richie bonds with Patrick during a joke of a party he didn’t want to go to.
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01 Apr 2026
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waiting in the wreckage by lqbys
Fandoms: Bad Omens (Band), Knocked Loose (Band), ERRA (Band)
11 Jun 2024
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“Don’t be a stranger,” Noah tells him, face buried in his hair. “And don’t be a dick when you get popular.”
Bryan barely manages one syllable out, but even then it cracks under its own weight. “Yeah.”
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01 Apr 2026

