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“I’ll buy them for you,” Wonwoo blurts out. He doesn’t even know where it comes from.
Joshua laughs.
“Wonwoo, you don’t have to do that,” he says, pushing back Wonwoo’s hair.
“Please, hyung,” Wonwoo says, quietly. He licks his lips. “I want to.”
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Somewhere in between Joshua trying to get Wonwoo's attention and Wonwoo trying to figure out what the hell is going on, Wonwoo discovers a shopping kink.
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Minghao squeezes Hansol’s dick through his boxer briefs and he groans, hips twitching pathetically. “You have ten seconds to tell me you don’t want me to suck your dick in this lounge.”
“And if I want you to suck it very badly?” Hansol asks, sucking his teeth.
“Then I will. Gladly.”
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Working on a sub-unit is a great way to spend more time together. Hansol is looking forward to being close to Minghao again. He's very pleasantly surprised by just how close they get.
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Yoongi, internationally wanted cybercriminal, has been given a choice: join the ICA as a spy, or be handed over to Interpol. Along with his accomplices, Jimin and Taehyung, Yoongi decides to take the offer.
It turns out the skills that make you a good criminal make you a hell of a spy. Yoongi joins Namjoon's new team: Team Bulletproof. Yoongi, Jimin, and Taehyung must prove themselves as spies, along with seasoned spies Jin and Hoseok, and new recruit Jungkook. Welcome to the world of international spycraft. Yoongi's world is about to be rocked.
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ready or not by percifer
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Mar 2026
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Felix is determined not to make a single new friend when he's at college. His roommate, Ashe, is the first one to fuck that up by just being a nice guy.
Felix might end up not resenting this as much as he thought.
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my hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me by percifer
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
08 Nov 2019
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“So the next thing that’s important is the grind of the beans," Felix said.
“Oh, I can think of a few other things we can grind,” Sylvain smirked, waggling his eyebrows suggestively. Felix closed his eyes, sighed, and counted to ten before responding. Yep, he still wanted to say it. Felix whipped around.
“You did not just come into my kitchen to use a line like that,” Felix said clearly and quietly, his thumb and forefinger pinching the bridge of his nose.
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A college/coffee AU, in which Felix is a coffee snob and he finds out his best (and possibly only) friend Sylvain is drinking sugary, creamy crap.
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Keep your friends close and your pretentious Letterboxd enemy far, far away.
(Unless you’re Boo Seungkwan. Then ignore all of that and bone the Letterboxd guy.)
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07 Jul 2026
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@joshjeonhong
I met my husband on r/Cigarettes in 2011. We were making fun of everyone there— among the first to do so. We moved to MSN and I hacked his account: he loved a freaky hacker chick. I went to visit him in the sexy part of Canada in 2012: he fucked on this freaky hacker chick bodyy
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03 Jul 2026
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Seungcheol slaps Mingyu on the shoulder and tells him to "make good choices" as he goes by.
Whatever that means. Mingyu probably won't.
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30 Jun 2026
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Jungkook bursts through his best friend’s apartment with a panicked edge, stumbling on shaky legs until his hands find purchase on a granite counter.
Taehyung stops buttering his toast, eyebrows raised in surprise, but nothing else, while Jimin takes a gentle sip of his coffee, unfrazzled by the youngest’s appearance. "Good morning, Kook."
Jungkook snaps his neck up, eyes blown.
“I just had the best sex in my life.” He whispers.
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namjoon sets the bar for jungkook's sex life and nothing is ever the same since
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wander the wild whereby by mediest
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Apr 2021
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In ship years, the Scylla is a woman well into her 40s. She’s mature, she’s dependable, and she’s seen some shit. Sylvain found her in a used shipyard over five years ago: battered by asteroids, her main engine a constellation of outdated parts, rats and birds nesting in her cargo bay. Maybe it was messed up for Sylvain to look at a spacecraft and see a metaphor, but there you go.
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Sylvain hops around the galaxy looking for freedom and running from trouble. Jury’s still out on which one Felix represents.
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16 Sep 2020