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Draco Malfoy just can’t catch a break. Between the magical curse upon his bloodline, his hair misbehaving, and that strange pit full of demons in his basement that he had absolutely nothing to do with, it just hasn’t been a banner year for him. Luckily, Harry Potter is here to make things ten times worse.
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18 Jul 2026
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As part of the terms of the probationary contract, DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY shall submit for inspection his WAND on the last day of every month, such inspection to be carried out by a duly registered and fully qualified AUROR in the employ of the MINISTRY OF MAGIC, and such inspection to include a PRIORI INCANTATEM spell to ensure that no PROHIBITED MAGICS as heretofore described have been practised by the aforementioned probationer.
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15 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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12 Jul 2026
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Necro-romance by honeybeet for This_Time (This_Time_I_Wont_Regret_My_Username)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2023
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The first time Draco kills Potter, it's by accident.
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11 Jul 2026
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The Secret's in the Telling [2021 Edit] by Verayne
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2021
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Draco Malfoy suffers the unthinkable when he is turned into a werewolf. How is he supposed to live any kind of life afterwards, especially when Potter continues to stick his unwanted nose into things?
[Originally posted in 2008.]
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27 Jun 2026