phantasmofaman
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Forgive my lack of formality and pleasantries by phantasmofaman
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Mar 2022
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Upon receiving some worrying news, Remus Lupin must reach out and ask for help from his estranged ex.
(set in vaguely contemporary today-time. The idea for this was to explore what a semi-realistic non-magical, less high stakes version of a post-azakaban sirius/remus would be like, adapting so no war and betrayal and wrongful imprisonment, but James and Lilly still died and they couldn't cope, their relationship fell apart. We meet them "post azkaban" aka a decade later).
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Brothers (of the sworn and eternal variety) by phantasmofaman
Fandoms: Nothing Much to Do
02 Feb 2015
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After Beatrice goes back to Wellington in the autumn of year ten, Pedro has some John issues, Ben has some Beatrice issues, they are friends, olives get eaten and eye rolls are exchanged.
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It was just down to us being brilliant, really by phantasmofaman
Fandoms: Nothing Much to Do
04 Jan 2015
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Bea and Ben (for some incredibly vague reason) are forced to drive a 28 trip together before love gods. Originally inspired by the "passenger has to talk to keep driver awake and says things they wouldn't have said if they weren't half asleep" trope thing. In two chapters, each one for one half of the car ride.
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Beadick fluff that is fluffier than a marshmallow covered plush toy by phantasmofaman
Fandoms: Nothing Much to Do
30 Oct 2014
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that is my beautiful title wow so lasting and clever. I posted this to tumblr a few days back so I apologize if you got excited about a new fic just to find out you've already read it. (what I know the disappointing feeling I feel like it needs a warning.)
TeamB after her song goes up and then after graduation.
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The Wrath of Beatrice, Queen of the World, Must be Faced With an Apology by phantasmofaman
Fandoms: Nothing Much to Do
13 Oct 2014
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Bea and Ben find out about the love gods, because Bea wants to delete all the videos of hero and Claudio, which gives Hero some thoughts about taking control of her own life. These two things kind of intermingle.
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ballad of the bisexual terminator by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Apr 2026
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Partying and pining in New York, situationship-era flirting, and semi-ironic marriage pacts.
Just a day in the life of Ilya Rozanov.
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09 Jun 2026
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baby, you're not the only one by throughadoor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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After they came out, Shane was ready for people to be weird.
It was weird with other guys in the league, weird with reporters, weird with angry fans who thought his relationship had tanked their fantasy teams and their sports betting parlays, weird with sponsors and their very enthusiastic pride campaign pitches, weird on all the social media that he avoided like the plague.
What he hadn't expected was for things to be so fucking weird with other gay people.
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22 May 2026
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By the time Shane presented (at thirteen), he already had scouters interested (at nine), so there was really no time to be an omega. There still isn’t, there is only time for hockey, so he’s simply not — not in any way that matters. He takes his suppressants so he doesn’t stink and so he doesn’t go into heat, he hones his game, he doesn’t make time for anything else. But he thinks about being an omega all the time, and worry like that has a scent.
Or: Shane needs a hysterectomy, and a mate to sign off on it.
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16 May 2026
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sadness as a gift by bombshells
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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Good riddance, he thinks. Or maybe feels obligated to think. He’s not sure. It feels like a natural thing to think about a brother who hit you and insulted you and extorted you for most of your short, miserable time together. He’s thought about it before, Alexei dying. The life he lived had not been conductive to longevity.
I am the last Rozanov, he thinks, and that is an emotion he can parse, finally: closure. Like setting the last piece down in a puzzle.
It’s only after the first puff of smoke escapes his lips that Ilya remembers Alexei’s daughter.
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Two years after he gets married, Ilya Rozanov receives the news that his older brother has died.- Language:
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28 Apr 2026
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Ilya hadn’t known the video existed. If he had known, he would have paid someone to have it destroyed. Would have paid someone to murder Kuznetsov, maybe, just for redundancy's sake. But it was peak stupidity, to keep evidence of your homosexual perversion around in a country where that crime could get you sent to jail for several decades, and Ilya hadn’t thought that Kuznetsov would be that dumb.
Now here Ilya was, watching a video of his fourteen-year-old self on Twitter getting fucked by his former hockey coach.
So. There go the plans for the rest of his life.
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Or: in 2018, during Ilya's last year with the Raiders, an old video is leaked on Twitter. Ilya reacts, or overreacts. Shane does, too.
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- Part 20 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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26 Apr 2026