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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Growing up is complicated, when you're a preteen who was going to be possessed by your grandfather so he could live eternally, but that's not happening anymore (good), but you're still kind of icked out by the idea of growing a beard and looking exactly like your grandfather one day. Puberty sucks.

    Or, Damian has a nightmare about beards. Richard teaches him to shave. Growing up is tough, but Damian's got a good teacher.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Peter sits down at his desk—well, it’s supposed to be a desk. If you wanted to be super technical about it, it’s just a pile of textbooks covered by a tablecloth he’d scavenged from Aunt May’s the second time he moved out. But there aren’t any concrete rules about what does and doesn’t count as a desk. It’s an abstract thing, really.
    He opens the notebook in front of him, ripping out the first few pages. He doesn’t need them, and he isn’t going to buy a whole new notebook for this. That’s the entire point.
    On a clean page, Peter starts writing.

    ‘The Leech Diet™ - A Scientific Approach to Being Broke’
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    Or the one where Peter becomes one of those shameless, street cats that get six dinners because everyone thinks he’s starving.

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    10 May 2026

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    “So you hear a gunshot in an alley behind your building.”
    “Uh-huh.”
    “And you go check it out to find some guy bleeding out on the ground.”
    “That’s right.”
    “And when you look for the shooter, you see…”
    “The elf.”
    “You’ve lost me.”

    In which the Defenders cannot agree on the proper way to stop a trigger-happy elf, let alone agree on its existence, and Frank Castle just wants to solve this the same way he solves the rest of his problems.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Because really, what was Peter Parker if not the sum of a million mistakes?

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    24 Dec 2025

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    Peter got a Stark phone when he was ten. Adrian took him to a big store with lots of TV screens that all played the same video of Tony Stark declaring to the world that he was Iron Man. They ducked behind the microwaves, both of them giggling as Adrian stuffed the phone under Peter’s sweater.
    They walked right out the door without tripping the alarm, and Adrian bought him ice cream to celebrate.

    After his parents die, Peter is taken in by the Toomes family. Things slowly, then quickly spiral out of control. All Adrian wants is to take revenge on Tony Stark. All Peter wants is to do the right thing. Why is that so much harder than expected?

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    10 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the best AU i've ever read, i was hooked from the beginning and the story is so sweet aghh, all the characterization feels just right, and i love the take on peter becoming/being spider-man