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Confessions of Love (That Ain’t Never Gonna Come) by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Hal should’ve known better than to underestimate the man. This was Bruce Wayne, and Hal Jordan knew exactly two things about Bruce Wayne with absolute certainty:
1. He’s Batman.
2. He’s breathtakingly gorgeous.And honestly, Hal was only 97 percent sure on that first thing.
Hal and Bruce have casual sex. And then they have it again... and again... and again... and they might hold hands a few times... and talk about their feelings...
But it's definitely very, very casual.
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Promises You Can’t Keep by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
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“The kid refuses to wear real protection, for fuck’s sake,” Batman continued. “Robin insists on wearing that damn leotard to fight gang members that have been in prison longer than he’s been alive. He was reciting statistics to me the other day about Gotham’s homicide rate.
“He’s a child, Kal. He shouldn’t even know the word homicide. He should be memorizing state capitols and the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. All I want is to swaddle him in bubble wrap and Kevlar and full-length pants, but he won’t let me.”
Or:
No, Clark, Batman is not trying to create child soldiers. Yes, he might be doing it by accident.
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I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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After Tartarus, Annabeth isn’t okay. She knows she’s not okay—how could she not? But she’s also scared of asking for help and risking the possibility that nothing can make it better.
Or: Annabeth has a panic attack in her high school bathroom and reflects on her pain.
Or (even more accurately): Annabeth is having an absolutely terrible time.
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Best and Worst Decisions Made On A Friday Night by Patchouli (GrimPatchouli) for MissusMonster (cosmic_creeper)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
12 Mar 2015
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They’re eighteen, they’re seniors, they’re alive. These were all things once-upon-a-time in danger, so Lydia took it upon herself to throw a party.
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09 Nov 2022
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Lydia Martin has no idea why she agreed to de-virginize Stiles. Seriously, she doesn’t.
But it's the best decision she's ever made.
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- Part 1 of The Heisenberg Anthology
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09 Nov 2022
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Written for a kinkme_merlin prompt. When Gaius retires a new physician takes over and quickly kicks Merlin out of his room and takes it for himself. Arthur finds Merlin sleeping in the stables...and it's winter.
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09 Nov 2022
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This story is about the aftermath of Nightwing #93, where Dick Grayson is assaulted by Tarantula during the Blockbuster arc.
When running doesn't work and working doesn't work, home is the place you go where they have to take you in. Dick's home has never been Gotham; it's always been the people.
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31 Dec 2022
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“Hello? Yes, this is Trent Crimm, The Independent. I’ve got a bit of an emergency and need Coach Lasso’s mobile.” Trent paused, brow furrowing in irritation. “Well, his son is currently standing in my office, in my newspaper building, which is filled with bloodthirsty journos. Could you make an exception for that?"
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21 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
“You’re surprisingly sarcastic for Ted Lasso’s son.”
“My mom’s in marketing,” Henry explained.