podado
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- Homestuck (7)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (1)
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When the world goes up in flames throughout a nuclear fallout, Dave Strider thinks that the only person in his life left is Bro.
Of course, the universe likes to prove him wrong, and one supply trip to the grocery store changes their duo dynamic into a trio.
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This is my attempt at Kinktober. I will try my best to keep up but no promises! Please enjoy.
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They won the game but Dave finds himself struggling with the fact that he is back in his old apartment. He tries to keep a level head but of course Dirk is quick to notice that something's wrong.
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- Part 1 of Stridercest 2025
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Jay attempts to hate someone other than himself. It doesn't work out the way he wants it to.
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- Part 4 of Oh Darling, Where Do We Go From Here?
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Being the middle leaf is easier to navigate. Jay just needs to tell himself this enough times to believe it.
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- Part 3 of Oh Darling, Where Do We Go From Here?
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- 810
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Jay Crocker and his failings throughout the quadrants
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Producing an heir was the main purpose behind any political marriage. True enough, plenty of couples waited a few years before they started to have children, but Techno didn’t want to risk it. He’d heard horror stories here and there of noble ladies pushed aside in favor of a mistress because they failed to get pregnant fast enough for their royal husband’s liking. Technoblade wouldn’t become one of them. Surely, if he gave Phil an heir, it would firmly secure their ties, and he’d never have to fear being sent back to his horrible family.
Techza breedvember prompts: arranged marriage + first time + baby fever
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- Part 1 of Techza Breedvember 2025
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05 Jul 2026
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Phil has been behaving oddly.
And maybe that’s not too surprising, considering he’s literally an alien. But Techno never stopped to wonder how being in an interspecies relationship would come with its own unique challenges. Not until Wilbur handed him that book with a wink.
‘Elytrian nesting and the asexual reproduction cycle’.
Techza breedvember prompts: monster au + pushing cum back inside + ovulation cycle
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- Part 2 of Techza Breedvember 2025
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05 Jul 2026
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A Different Kind of Warmth by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
05 Mar 2026
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That's it, Techno gives up. His alternate's house is unlivable and he's replacing everything in it, starting with the bedding so he can actually get some sleep around here. Unfortunately, that means braving the more populated parts of Sanctuary, meeting plenty of faces both familiar and not.
It's an awful experience, mostly because people seem so surprised when he acts like a reasonable person, politely ignoring Wilbur's pre-heat and trying not to stain anything that doesn't belong to him with his scent. Seriously, it's the bare minimum! He hates it here.
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- Part 5 of WingAnon's Anonymous Works
- Part 2 of Techno’s Great Home Renovation Adventure
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- English
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05 Jul 2026
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An Alternate Life by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Mar 2026
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Techno would like to lodge a complaint with whoever the gods are of this new world he was unceremoniously shoved into. For one thing, he doesn't even want to be here. For two, everyone is looking at him like he's a sexual predator on an insanely short leash.
Given what Techno quickly puts together about how Alphas act and Omegas are treated in this dimension, he can't blame them, but it still sucks. Please fear him for the fact he can tear a grown man in two with his bear hands, not the fact he goes into rut every few months and has a knot. He's actually proud of the former. Alas, Techno can't make people realize that Alphas in Techno's world aren't creeps, not when everyone within the Esempii- called 'Sanctuary' in this world apparently- has been traumatized in some way. Trauma doesn't care about words or reason.
So Techno will just have to act like he isn't a threat for a while, which he doesn't exactly excel at given the whole 'Blood God' thing. Would it be rude to treat them like some of his traumatized wolves?
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- Part 4 of WingAnon's Anonymous Works
- Part 1 of Techno’s Great Home Renovation Adventure
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- English
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05 Jul 2026
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Wayfaring Stranger by leviathan_tells
Fandoms: Philza Hardcore Lore - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Jul 2026
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The Empire of End is grasping, ever looking to expand and bring home new treasures for her king. With the Angel of Death by his side, The Ender King is unstoppable. In a desperate bid to save his home General Technoblade gives himself up as collateral in an attempt to assuage the empire's march. Unbeknownst to his captors, he has his own goals within the High City of End - to kill the Angel and cripple the war machine - but first he has to survive.
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05 Jul 2026