probablysomethingstupid
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darling by probablysomethingstupid
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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Damian is a pediatrician at Gotham General and Nightwing has a habit of accidentally finding patients for him on his patrol. Their most recent admit is stuck to Damian like Velcro and after losing her parents to typical Gotham shenanigans, he is on the verge of pulling a Bruce Wayne and spontaneously adopting an orphan.
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- Part 15 of batfam collection
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time by probablysomethingstupid
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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Jon crossed his arms, immature as usual. “Right Damian, I waited for years and you could barely count weeks before I came back, but I’ve not changed.”
“2 weeks, six days and 22 hours four minutes.”
“4 years 281 days and nine hours.” He crouched down to Damian’s eye level. His brows stayed twisted.
“Somewhere between 35-45 seconds.” Damian bristled.
or-- Damian and Jon hadn't been friends, not truly, in a long, long time. They weren't really sure who was to blame at this point, but the both of them were certain, neither was happy this way.
or-- timeskip Damijon finally talking things out
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- Part 18 of batfam collection
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“I won’t be upset if you say something. I’d understand in a heartbeat.” He faced back down to the water. “If you can’t fully trust me, then it might be nice to have someone–”
“I trust you.” Spider leaned over the water so he could catch Jake’s eye.
“You shouldn’t.” He barely whispered, hands tightening on the wood beneath him. “I mean you should. You can, now you can. I– I– I won’t–” He breathed in slowly. “I will never give you another reason not to, but I did that day. I didn’t trust me– Didn’t trust I could look after–”
or-- what Jake Sully could have said to be a communicative parent who loves his sons. He's not a bad guy, he just plays one on TV.
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camping by probablysomethingstupid
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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“Loosen up, Dames. It’s camping. You ate a fire-roasted veggie dog and it didn’t kill you.” He smooshed a palm into Damian’s cheek. “You can share a crappy air mattress for a couple more hours. It’s just like a sleepover outside.” He bit back a yawn. “You knock into one another sometimes.”
“I don’t permit lanky numbskulls into my bed to knock into me.” Damian pushed his hand back and jabbed Jonathan with his elbow once it was free.
“Wait like— you’ve never shared a bed?”
or-- Jon Kent needs physical touch the way he needs sunlight and doesn't believe Damian when he says he doesn't
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- Part 17 of batfam collection
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“I stayed in his room a lot those first couple years. Didn’t stop all the nightmares, but it helped.” He shrugged. “He knew they would come– it saved him getting up in the middle of the night.”
Damian tutted. “I suppose it would be effective if you needed the coddling.”
Dick wanted to be offended, but he knew what Damian had meant. He’d had the option for sympathy, overzealous by his standards, but Dick’s regular currency.
“You should get back to sleep, if you can. It’s almost morning.” Dick hummed at him, leaning over to the light again.
or-- Damian's time as Robin
chapters can be read standalone, I just wanted them all in one place
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- Part 16 of batfam collection
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batfam collection by probablysomethingstupid
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (Movie 2022), DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types
20 Jul 2026
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bruce & gang, with way more communication and outward affection (usually)
all fics take place in loosely the same universe/timeline but they can be read as stand alone
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come inside and be with me (alone with me, alone) by gayestcatra
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender: Chronicles of the Avatar Novels - Various, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
18 Feb 2026
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“Shut your mouth, rocks-for-brains, you'll catch a bumble fly.”
Kyoshi gathered herself, crossed the distance in two steps, and caught Rangi in a fierce hug. Pressed her cheek to the top of her hair, drew in the flowery scent, the soft strands against her skin, the solid warmth of Rangi's body.
“I thought you weren't back for a week,” she breathed. Felt oddly that she might cry. The past days had wound her tight as the skin of a drum. She could feel each of her muscles begin to relax in Rangi's arms, catching up to safety, to the feeling of being home.
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Rangi surprises Kyoshi by coming home early.
Written for Femslash February, day 18: Finally alone.
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- Part 18 of Femslash February 2026
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Bookmarked by probablysomethingstupid
04 May 2026
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In a universe filled with platonic and romantic soulmates, it was not unusual to have soulmarks. Dick Grayson had plenty. However, when he was a teenager, he received a new soulmark: a bird with an injured, wrapped wing right on the palm of his hand. Over the next few years, he met new people, created new bonds, became Nightwing, and tried to live his life. Everything was going relatively okay, or as okay as it can be when you're a vigilante and the son of a billionaire, but he couldn't stop thinking of the unknown, unbonded bird whose mark he watched with great interest, pain, and longing.
Meanwhile, in Nanda Parbat, a young child by the name of Damian al Ghul, the prince of a cult and a trained assassin, was born with a sleeve of soulmarks. He never met them and had no plans to do so. Then finally after beating his mother in a duel, she agreed he would be allowed to meet his father. What he wasn't expecting was for her to ship him off and fully abandon him in Gotham.
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Soulmate AU with Dick desperately trying to find his missing platonic soulmate while Damian tries to keep his soulmarks hidden for safety.- Language:
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Bookmarked by probablysomethingstupid
12 Apr 2026