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"Nobody who is currently growing a human being should be directing that specific type of attention at my boyfriend. That's all I'm saying."
"Our combined genetics would be, and I want to be precise here, unstoppable."While watching Steve coach Little League, Dustin notices a very pregnant woman checking out his boyfriend. Mildly territorial and deeply analytical, Dustin decides to logically explain to Steve why he would actually be the far superior candidate to carry Steve's children—hypothetically speaking, and purely for the sake of the gene pool, of course.
