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Hermione Granger’s current favourite book is undoubtedly Agrippan Arithmancy and Its Applications.
… And it’s definitely a book on arithmancy and not a smutty romance novel with a transfigured cover.
Her colleague and cheeky nuisance Draco Malfoy is determined to find out why a book about arithmancy of all things has got her so flustered.
A little bit of book espionage later, and things spiral slightly out of control when Draco and Hermione find themselves sucked into the book. The only way out? Act out all the tropes (and try to not fall in love in the process).
This is a slow burn, sort-of-enemies to lovers fic (they're not really enemies, they just really like annoying each other). It's heavy on dialogue and banter, isn't overly angsty, and is, of course, packed to the brim with all our favourite tropes.
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Draco & Hermione's story told through snippets of their conversations, starting in second year at Hogwarts and going through to Post-War.
“Granger, why are you creeping about in the aisles of a bookshop?”
“I wonder why I, Hermione Granger, would be looking at books in a place where you can purchase them in exchange for money?” -
Idiot in New York by puddingidiot
Fandoms: 恋与制作人 | Liàn Yǔ Zhì Zuò Rén | Mr. Love: Queen's Choice (Video Game)
20 Apr 2022
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Victor and Emme Saylor are on their way to New York for a business trip. Emme is very excited, having always wanted to go but never having had the opportunity before. While they're there, Victor begins to show a much softer side, leading Emme to a revealing realisation.
Banter and two idiots navigating their feelings for one another. What more could you ask for?
*COMPLETE* After coming back and making multiple tweaks, this fic is now officially complete. Please enjoy!
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‘Just say “one-night stands”, Jane, I may not be some human romance aficionado but I’m not exactly a virgin.’
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Garrus has been on the SR-2 for a few weeks, but hasn't yet managed to confess his feelings to Shepard. A late night chat blossoms into something more, and the opportunity to tell her how he feels is too good to pass up.
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- Part 2 of Snapshots of Shakarian
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Garrus reflects on the moment he realised he felt more for the fiesty, honourable and complex Commander Shepard, as he tries to find sleep after an exhausting day of spectre training.
Also jumps forward two years to Archangel's recruitment.
Basically a load of extra fluff and detail around his feelings for his Commander, with a bit of (hopefully) entertaining banter between our favourite turian and his Shepard.Series
- Part 1 of Snapshots of Shakarian
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Hermione has to marry Draco, or else, he'll die.
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Why working in the Love room has made Hermione spectacularly bad at falling in love.
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10 May 2026
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In which Draco wears the face of Ron and is thereby compelled to fulfill Hermione's startling request.
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02 May 2026
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“We can pretend,” she whispers, tugging on him. “Like we used to.”
Or: a step-sibling incest AU.
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27 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy finds himself tied up to a chair and a ransom note is sent to his wife. She has less than twenty four hours to get the money or else. Only his captor does not know that Hermione Granger does not negotiate with kidnappers. She hunts them down.
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14 Jul 2025
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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.
Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…
For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.
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17 Oct 2024