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failure is painful and lying is fun by pwossum for jazzmedic
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Jul 2025
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Viktor spoke with a glint in his eye. “Open wide for me, Mr. Talis.”
When Viktor asked him to open, Jayce obeyed without a flicker of resistance.
Viktor’s eyes darted, cataloging. Smooth enamel, perfect occlusion, even bite, canines like sculpted ivory. Immaculate. The only discrepancy seemed to be the gap between his central incisors, and even that seemed to be a deliberate decision by the Gods themselves. Viktor suppressed an excited shudder.-
freaky ass dentist au for ppl who get scaroused at the dentist [me]
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Test #1
Observation 1: Eye movement consistent. Delay before redirecting gaze: 2.7 seconds.
Note: Mel was not a fluke.
Hypothesis A: Jayce has an overall fixation, with the human subject having little to no relevance.
Hypothesis B: Jayce has a fixation, but the human subject is relevant.
Course of Action: Test controlled exposure. Vary conditions. Determine threshold.
He paused, glancing down at his bare foot, toes curled against cool metal, the marks of his work and his
body plainly visible.
The same foot Jayce had been practically drooling over.
Viktor tapped his pen once, sharp and deliberate.
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you're a headache but i love it by pwossum for TrashPandaSaga
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 May 2025
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Gale stepped forward, the staff now a proper weapon in his hands, rather than an arcane conduit. “No spells. No tricks. You and me.”
“You want us to, what? Throw hands like common brawlers? How quaint.”
Astarion rose with fluid grace. “I always imagined if we rolled around in the dirt together, it’d be for a different reason.”
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A tiny thing about Gale showing Astarion that he's not just a frilly mage.
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im in love with the feeling that im loved by pwossum
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
29 Jan 2025
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His thoughts began to wander, unbidden, and entirely inappropriate. He caught himself marveling at how alluring such a simple thing could be, how something as mundane as feet could captivate him. But it was Gale. Every part of him seemed to draw Astarion in.
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let me know that i'm worth the attention by pwossum
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Jan 2025
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Gale groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “What did I do this time?” he asked, though his tone suggested he wasn’t sure he wanted the answer.
Astarion’s smirk deepened, and his eyes gleamed with mirth. “Ohhh, nothing much,” he said, feigning nonchalance. “You merely pulled me into your lap, called me bossy—which I am, thank you—and, oh yes, referred to me as Daddy. Quite the performance, really.”
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a very short daddy kink thing
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Viktor and Jayce fuck around with runes.
Then the runes fuck with Viktor, and there is nothing he can do to stop the arousal except to jerk off. Over, and over, and over.
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24 Jun 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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08 Jun 2026
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Viktor truly thought no one else would ever see his custom-made toy, let alone his roommate, who also happens to be Viktor’s brilliant partner and best friend. Who is straight, no matter how in love with him Viktor might be.
Except when Viktor accidentally leaves his tentacle in a shared space, Jayce gets an opportunity to correct a few assumptions.
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14 Apr 2026
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I Just Want Something To Hold On To by fujofrankenstein
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
02 Apr 2026
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Jayce is 40, at the bar celebrating and mourning what would have been his daughter's 19th birthday.
Enter Viktor, 19 and on fire.
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02 Apr 2026
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the procession by freezerjerky for juniperjadelove
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
11 Mar 2026
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“What is he like?” Viktor asks, as they're seated around the fire for the first night of their journey. Besides a small tent for him, they are devoid of any luxuries. He's sore and tired, feeling the first ounce of regret at refusing a litter or a wagon.
“Who?” Jayce asks in return, looking up from where he's preparing their dinner, a rabbit they'd chanced upon earlier.
“My intended, your king. I've never met him.”
“His majesty is-” Jayce looks like he's thinking too carefully. “Generally well liked. Tall.”
“That's all you can say?” Viktor snorts. “You either don't know him well or don't like him.”In which the man tasked with escorting Prince Viktor to his new life in Piltover is someone he adores
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12 Mar 2026