qgg
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“You don’t have to show me if you don’t want to,” she said softly. “Just because you had a fantasy doesn’t mean that you really want to do anything.”
“It’s not that,” he said forcefully. “It’s—I’m not who you would want in real life.”
“I want to see your weird pure-blood expanded penis.” She dropped her hands from his chest to the waistband of his trousers. “It doesn’t have to be so serious.”
~~~
The ancient Malfoy family line has many blessings and a few curses. Hermione finds Draco struggling with an interesting new affliction, and offers to help.
-
Tags
Summary
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have returned to Hogwarts, both a little mean, and both a little damaged. After catching Hermione out of bed Draco attempts to blackmail her, only to regret it when he realises that blackmail does not equal enthusiastic consent, and when it comes to Granger, our boy really needs that.
“Can I get you a drink?” Draco offered, ever the gentleman.
“No, I’d rather just get it over and done with.”
"Romantic," Draco murmured as he walked toward her.
"Blackmail," she responded, not bothering to match his murmur. -
Tags
Summary
In attempting to define a precise plan of action in response to the particular piece of unexpected news she had recently (six months still qualified as recent, in relative terms, didn’t it?) received, Hermione did the only thing she knew would calm the tornado which was currently whirling about her stomach.
She made a list.
Pro: Any traits a person could hope for in the father of one's offspring are admittedly present in the man who has assisted in creating this one.
Con: However many admirable traits he may possess, the aforementioned co-creator is still, to his detriment, Draco Malfoy -
We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
OR
Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
-
Tags
Summary
Falling for Hermione Granger was quite possibly the most stupid thing Draco Malfoy had ever done in his twenty five years of being alive on the earth. He’d been known to be a part of some colossally stupid endeavors throughout his life, but since they’d begun working together at the Ministry four years prior he’d been worthless to resist her.
-OR-
In which Draco tries and fails to ask his coworker on a date, instead inviting her over to help him select an outfit for an imaginary date with an imaginary woman, all while best trying to capture the female gaze.
**COMPLETE**
Connect with me on Insta @taylorewestonauthor