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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “I got our room key,” Billy says.

    “Our…?”

    “Alphabetical,” Billy answers, shrugging.

    Or: Three times Steve and Billy share (a bed, a meal, the truth) and one time they share (a virus).

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    30 May 2026

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    She finishes the cigarette and stubs it out on the brick beside her, dropping the butt on the ground and grinding it under her shoe for good measure. “What do you think, Mel-eficent, should we go in for another, or call it a night?”

    Mel chews on the inside of her cheek, feels the gentle night breeze ruffle her hair, still loose around her face, thinks about Santos next to her onstage, loud and passionate and purposeful even in her drunkenness, so much more of her on display than Mel has ever seen at work, in all the time she’s attempted to get to know her.

    It’s her first night out with a friend. She’s not ready for it to be over, so unceremoniously on this sidewalk outside the bar.

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    22 May 2026

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    Steve hates that sometimes when he talks to Billy every single word comes out wrong or too slow, like he’s learning a foreign language. He guesses he kind of is.

    It should be easy. It isn't, but it will be.

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    17 May 2026

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    Steve’s been coming out here searching for a monster in the woods. He’s finally found one.

    “What do you want, Hargrove?”

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    16 May 2026