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    Cassie:

    btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻‍♀️

    Jane:

    what?

    oh nononono that's not necessary

    Selena:

    sorry girl it's not really a choice

    Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Jerking off for an enthuasiastic online audience is a new experience for Halsin, albeit an enjoyable one. Following his unexpected rise in popularity, he agrees to a one-time collaboration with Szarr Studios and some of their in-house talent. Things do not quite go as he expects. [Porn AU]

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    03 May 2025

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    ***This work was previously posted and accidentally deleted because I'm a dumdum lollipop! If you were reading this before, I am so sorry, I'm reposting the whole thing! Ahhheeemmm best Rose freezing in the atlantic after the Titanic sank voice: come back!***

    Now that he's free of him, Astarion will do whatever he has to in order to stay out of Cazador's grasp. Even if that means letting one of his new companion's get their filthy hands on him. It's an all too familiar charade that he'll have to perform if he wants to convince one of these saps to take a bit, but he doesn't expect the druid to be the one to take the bait. And he certainly doesn't expect the man Halsin turns out to be, or that Astarion will end up falling for him, and hurting them both in the process.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    28 Aug 2023

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    Wild parties have a habit of spontaneously manifesting at Kerry's house whether he's in the mood to kick back or not, but they're a lot more tolerable when his input attends. When V declines his invite, though, Kerry decides to ditch his own party for a quiet night in with the Afterlife's deadliest merc.

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    21 Aug 2022