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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Surely, this is the start of a punchline: an awkward gay idiot with nothing to lose but his pride, sitting in Starbucks and waiting for his Reddit-assigned fake boyfriend to roll in and introduce himself.

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    “You’re doing it again,” Phil mutters, after he takes an obliging sip.

    “Hmm.”

    “You need taking care of and you're taking care of me instead.”

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    09 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Moving into a new apartment is stressful enough as it is. The last thing Phil needs is to keep accidentally getting his neighbor’s mail. (Except, it turns out that the neighbor is both extremely cute, and very flirty. So maybe the universe knows what it’s doing.)

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    05 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Phil didn’t intend to start making porn.

    Okay, well, technically he was just editing porn, and not really making it himself, but those little details don’t really matter when you try and tell someone what you’re doing with your summer.

    On his first day on the job, they make him come to the studio.

    He meets Dan.

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    18 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 81

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    Phil needs a boyfriend for a family gathering.
    Not a real one. Just someone to stop the questions, silence the hopeful glances and prove, once and for all, that he’s doing just fine.

    Dan agrees. Far too easily.

    Or: What’s supposed to be a simple weekend of pretending quickly turns into shared beds, knowing looks, and the uncomfortable realization that playing a role feels a little too natural.

    Or: Phil asks the hot paramedic he met after a very unfortunate glue-eating incident to be his fake boyfriend.

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    22 Mar 2026