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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

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    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.

    “Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”

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    09 Aug 2025

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    but it’s just: yoongi is a cat. cats groom themselves, and then groom the people they like. yoongi surely grooms hoseok and namjoon when they’re together, too. yoongi surely slips his fingers under the hems of their sweaters, too, to pet at their waistbands, at their stomachs. yoongi surely presses his lips to the back of their necks, too, and rumbles against their backs in his own form of purring.

    surely.

    jeongguk can’t stop sweating.

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    12 Feb 2023

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    And when Yoongi growled -actually, legitimately growled- at Hoseok when the younger man tried to take away his coffee cup, Jimin had his third thought. Alpha.

    or: Jimin doesn't have a sense of smell and thinks Yoongi is an alpha

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    25 Nov 2022

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    Omega-Omega relationships are the rarest to end in pregnancy, so when Jungkook's body starts telling him something's up, he doesn't listen.

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    11 Sep 2022