randomostrichchocolates
Fandoms
- Dragon Age: Origins (4)
- Merlin (TV) (4)
- Dragon Age (Video Games) (3)
- Dragon Age II (2)
- Miraculous Ladybug (1)
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Tabris and Aeducan: Leaders Extraordinaire by randomostrichchocolates, Styx_in_the_mud
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games)
05 Aug 2017
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Tabris and Aeducan both end up being recruited into the Wardens and somehow become co-team captains despite the fact that they hate each other pretty much at first sight.
Series
- Part 3 of Chance Encounters
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Maternal Instincts by randomostrichchocolates, Styx_in_the_mud
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games)
22 Jun 2017
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Wynne came to Kirkwall on official business, so finding Alistair sitting in a bar wasn't exactly what she was expecting. She wasn't expecting him to have thrown his lot in with Hawke and her friends either, or that somehow she would be dragged into this mess. On the bright side, it feels nice to be team mom again.
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- Part 2 of Chance Encounters
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A collection of side stories surrounding our Chance Encounters series. This will include multiple characters from DA:O and DA2 at different points.
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- Part 4 of Chance Encounters
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fourteen (14) things about chloé bourgeois that no one knows by randomostrichchocolates
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
08 Mar 2017
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"Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily." - Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters.
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Bastards, Beer, and Bad Decisions by randomostrichchocolates, Styx_in_the_mud
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age II
16 Jul 2015
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After Tabris makes the decision to spare Loghain, Alistair finds himself drunk in Kirkwall
Series
- Part 1 of Chance Encounters
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Chance Encounters by randomostrichchocolates, Styx_in_the_mud
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Origins
05 Aug 2017
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Alistair finds himself hiding in the Hanged Man after Loghain is spared and he meets some interesting people. One by one, his friends join him, and somehow find themselves mixed up with the Champion of Kirkwall and her Merry Band of Misfits(TM).
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The Time Merlin and Lancelot Almost Destroyed Camelot (as told by the Knights of the Rountable) by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
25 Nov 2019
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"It's true then?" Elyan frowned as he peered out the door into the hallway Lancelot had just exited through. Gwen bit her lip before nodding. "Damn. What would Lancelot and Merlin even argue about?"
"Please," Gwaine rolled his eyes before flicking his hair out of his face "This has got to be some new battle strategy. Maybe Morgana is trying to throw us off with this so we won't notice when she tries to invade again." He shrugged. The others seemed to consider this.
"That somehow makes more sense." Percival muttered. Gwen wrinkled her nose before putting down the basket with a sigh.
"I'm telling you," She said "George heard them both yelling. It sounded very intense."
"Maybe they were having sex. Sometimes people yell during sex." Gwaine suggested. Everyone turned to him.
"Is that more likely than having an argument?" Leon asked dryly. Gwaine pointed his glove at him.
"Between Lancelot and Merlin? Yes. Absolutely, you ignorant fool."
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Lancelot and Merlin get into an argument. All of Camelot loses its goddamn mind trying to figure out what's going on.
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09 Jul 2026
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Gwaine grins against the pale skin, stopping to nibble at a particularly sensitive spot.
“Stop that,” Merlin says weakly, pushing weakly at Gwaine’s shoulder. “You’ll leave a mark.”
“Maybe that’s my wicked plan?” Gwaine says with a leer, pushing himself upwards on Merlin’s chest. “That way everyone will know that you are mine.”
Merlin smiles up at him, content and soft in a way that Gwaine hasn’t seen him since before Arthur became King.
“You could do with a good mark. How a man trails around after King Trouble-Magnet for years without a mark on him is an impressive feat.”
Merlin stills under his touch. It’s only for a short moment but Gwaine feels it none the less before Merlin’s body melts back down into the sheets.
“Oh, you know me,” Merlin says with a small shrug. “Just lucky I guess.”
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You've all read scar reveal fics. Well, this is an anti-scar reveal. With Merlin/Gwaine because there isn't enough imo.- Language:
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07 Jul 2026
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The Devil Go With All by KHansen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
09 Jul 2020
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The sorceress levels him with a stern look that he returns defiantly, keeping his chin raised and his eyes trained on hers. It hits her then, who this child reminds her so thoroughly of, and she feels a wave of exasperation followed by giddy glee at the fate that befell the bard before her. If her hunch is correct, then the child is none other than the Master Bard Jaskier.
When Yennefer comes across a seven-year-old Jaskier, filthy and starving in the woods, she takes him back to Kaer Morhen to help him recover and also figure out who cursed the bard and how to fix it before it's too late and he's stuck reliving his entire life.
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- 15/15
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12 Jun 2026
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these hands i hold are skin and bone by tyirie
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Jul 2020
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Yennefer saves Jaskier. They bond - sort of.
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She notices something familiar in the curve of his mouth just before she turns away. Begging Melitele for it not to be true, she moves closer to a dying man and looks at his face. His nose is broken and his skin is covered with a layer of old blood, but now she sees his bright blue eyes, sees the echo of the familiar features in his gaunt face.“Jaskier,” she calls, and he closes his eyes.
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- Part 1 of i’ve been waiting for you to come home
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- 4/4
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10 Jun 2026
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Surprise, Surprise by laylabinx
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Dec 2019
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Even in the dim light, he can see that Jaskier is absolutely covered in blood. His clothes are splattered with it, his face is streaked, there’s even blood in his hair. His arms are slick and saturated up to the elbow and the sharp, polished blade Geralt had given him before he went into the cave is still gripped tightly in one fist like he can’t let it go. His knees are drawn up to his chest like he’s trying to make himself very small and aside from his quiet, hitched breathing he doesn’t move at all.
Jaskier blinks at him and his expression crumples just slightly as he stifles back a sob. “I killed them.”
(Or Jaskier is forced to kill in self-defense and does not handle it well. Geralt helps him pick up the pieces.)
Series
- Part 1 of A Ballad of Beaten Bards
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- English
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- 1/1
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10 Jun 2026