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“Naruto,” she says in an overly saccharine tone, turning a sickeningly sweet smile towards him, “can I have my kunai back, please?”
“Why?” he asks in a suspicious tone that implies he thinks she’s gone suicidal.
Sakura thinks she’s gonna be homicidal real quick if he doesn’t give her back her kunai and let her do what she needs to do.
“Because I need it to cut my hair, idiot.” She makes a swipe for it. “What did you think I was gonna do?”
She raises the kunai to her hair once more and poises it under her ponytail, where the tie is holding it in place.
But just as Sakura was about to flick her wrist and get it over with, Sasuke decided to speak.
“Wait.”
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or: Sasuke stops Sakura from performing an impromptu haircut by braiding her hair
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- Part 6 of sasusaku playlist
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built a ship to wreck, for divine absolution you beg by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2026
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“I really do love you, you know? My absolute favorite.” Always was, and always will be. “Out of all my creations, of all the things I’ve written and imagined, you are my most favorite and my most beloved.”
Mobei Jun freezes when Shang Qingua’s words finally sink in.
“...What?”
Shang Qinghua gives himself three beats before pushing off Mobei Jun and daring to look at him. Funny how the words just spilled out of his mouth so easily and so naturally.
Because it is nothing short of a fact, Shang Qinghua loves Mobei Jun above anyone and anything, and in that lies the truth behind who he really is.
So he takes a deep breath and utters the rest of his confession, the final nail in the coffin of the best thing that has ever happened to him, “I created this world, my king.”
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or: sqh finally reveals he's the author god creator of PIDW
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- Part 18 of love mercy, now
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one line, two lines, full house by randomprose
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Dec 2025
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“Put some pep in your next number calls. The aunties and grannies are complaining.”
Shoko scoffs and makes a face. “They’ll complain worse if bingo night gets canceled because no one is around to call out the numbers. I’m doing this for free, you know? Purely out of the goodness of my heart. And what do I get for it? Slander and criticism. Unbelievable.”
“I heard you volunteered to get out of a blind date your mom set up for you.”
“Doesn’t change the fact I’m doing this for free. What’s your point?”
“I’m Satoru, by the way,” he hastily introduces himself. “Can the next number you call be mine?”
“Sure,” Shoko finishes her smoke and stubs it on the ground before flicking it to a nearby bin. She stands up from her squat, dusting herself off, then turns to Satoru with a smirk. “If you win.”
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or: au where satoru goes to bingo night with his grandmother and all the old ladies fawning over him try to set him up with their granddaughters, but he only has eyes for shoko who calls the numbers in an exceedingly bored tone like she’s one number away from falling asleep.
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thrilled by the still by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Sep 2025
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“I really thought they’d be sharper.”
Mobei Jun swallows hard, his throat muscles flexing with how wide his mouth is open. Shang Qinghua briefly withdraws his fingers, and Mobei Jun gasps at the reprieve as his eyes follow the trail of spit connecting his lips to Shang Qinghua’s fingers.
“They are deceptively sharp,” he says in defense, roughly wiping the drool at the corner of his lips on his sleeves and running his tongue over the sharp incisors, a smug smirk pulling at his lips as he didn’t miss the way Shang Qinghua’s eyes followed the movement of his tongue. “And they are sharp enough to tear flesh.”
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or: shang qinghua finger fucks mobei jun's mouth — for Moshang Week 2025 Day 4: Teeth
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disowned in some frozen devotion by randomprose
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2025
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“I hereby banish you,” Mobei Jun utters lowly, quietly, yet it rings so loudly in the silence of the throne room. “Since Shang Qinghua has expressed his eagerness to leave, from today onwards, he shall never again set foot in the North’s territory.”
It is subtle because that is how Shang Qinghua has always been: subtle and underhanded. However, Mobei Jun has known him for a long time and has been familiar with him in every conceivable way, and he knows his words struck a chord in Shang Qinghua. After all, the North has been a home to him for a better part of his life, more than his human sect ever did.
“This Mobei Jun renounces Shang Qinghua as he has renounced this king.” The rigid stance of Shang Qinghua’s spine gives Mobei Jun cruel satisfaction. “And let this be the last time our paths ever cross.”
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or: Shang Qinghua agrees to Luo Bingge's arrangement to spare Mobei Jun and the North — for Moshang Week 2025 Day 1: Exile
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a compilation of all my sasusaku fics in canon-verse, post-canon, and everything canon timeline adjacent.
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love mercy, now by randomprose
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2026
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all my canon-compliant moshang works in order because i realized i airplane-d the shit out of most of them and belatedly figured out there could actually be a timeline to them. oh, well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
series line up is updated as i post the rest of my WIPs that fit into before my other published moshang fics lol
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drabbles, ficlets, one-shots originally posted on tumblr :)
shoot me a prompt or something on tumblr
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“If Sarada doesn’t exist,” Sasuke says, desperation in his voice, and a franticness Sakura doesn’t quite understand the source of yet, “Why don’t we make her again?”
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In which Sarada's entire existence was only a part of the Tsukuyomi, and Sakura and Sasuke wake up without a daughter, in the shambles of a marriage that never truly existed.
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12 Mar 2026
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It's Sakura who remembers first. Then Sasuke. And Naruto, who never really quite remembers, but grows up with something that does.
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19 Jan 2026
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Sometimes, he got the impression that Sakura knew him better than he knew himself. It was terrifying, because it meant he’d made himself vulnerable in some way. He couldn’t hate her for it, though. As much as Sasuke tried to keep from getting attached, she’d wormed her way into his heart. All of Team Seven had, but Sakura even moreso than the other two.
Sasuke stays in Konoha. The consequences have never been cuter.
(Genin SasuSaku for Claire)
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30 Dec 2025
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Kakashi exhales softly, “for her, the probability of you returning her love is nearly zero. Can you blame her though?”
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25 Dec 2025
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Sometimes she wonders if she is good enough for him.
Sometimes she wonders what if he'd not been given the chance, and by some twisted hand of fate, he'd been forced by guilt to accept her feelings. The years have gone by, and her husband still remains the desire of many woman.
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20 Dec 2025